Character Analysis
Employee
9 jokes across 4 episodes of The Office
1.7
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6.4
Character Comedy
Best Jokes by Employee
Michael, everyone in the engine room drowned. / No, thank you, spoiler alert.
In January? / It's cheaper.
Could you please sign my expense report? No way, no how. Expense reports are a day-to-day item. That is Jim's now. I am exclusively big picture. Epic.
Let me just explain. I see the sales department as the furnace. / A furnace? / Yeesh, how old is this ship?
My plan, a man, Panama. That's not how that goes.
All Jokes — 9 total
The professors would go to the parties? Yeah. They were the most fun. We always invited them.
In January? / It's cheaper.
Why did you tell us to bring a bathing suit? / To throw you off the scent. / Yeah, but I bought a bathing suit. / Well, just keep the tags on and you can return it. / I took the tags off already. / Well, that's not my fault, okay? Just-we're not going to pay for a bathing suit.
Let me just explain. I see the sales department as the furnace. / A furnace? / Yeesh, how old is this ship?
Michael, everyone in the engine room drowned. / No, thank you, spoiler alert.
Could you please sign my expense report? No way, no how. Expense reports are a day-to-day item. That is Jim's now. I am exclusively big picture. Epic.
My plan, a man, Panama. That's not how that goes.
Not counting the last one, 25. / Count the last one. / Okay, 25 and one girl pushup.
Anyone who does more than 25 pushups... And one girl pushup. ...gets to go home.