Viewing Party

Just say copies. Why do you have to drag cats into this?

It's pronounced 'wacko.'

I bet he's wishing he was strangling someone.

Grandpa, where were you the day the Scranton Strangler was caught? Well, I was there, kiddo. I was there.

you go sell these and buy yourself a nice spaceship.

The invalid.

Take Gabe, take Michael, you make 'Gaymike.'

Of all feelings, to base a show around glee? Thirst. Now that's a show I'd watch.

Tonight might be a convenient night for us to have some intercourse.

No, he's not the boss. Why did you just say he was the boss? 'Cause you're the boss.

I just have a different lifestyle. They have these bags of vegetables that steam right inside their own bag. So, I'll get a glass of sangria, sit down in front of the TV, my bag of vegetables... Before you know it, I'm ready for bed.

Imagine one instant of a song expanded to be the size of the universe. I can't even do that.

And if it doesn't stop soon, I am gonna be up all night.

Which one's Glee?

Turn it up to 11. Come on, Michael. Spinal cord.

Pam, I have a loaded gun in my desk at work. And if I ever start acting like that weenie, Gabe, I want you to take that gun, and I want you to shoot me, like, 100 times in the groin till I'm dead, okay?

They say that 15 Chinese soldiers fought off the entire army of Genghis Khan just using this stuff.

Better men than Gabe have tried to be my boss. David got fired. Charles got fired. Jan went crazy. Ed Truck, who I liked, got decapitated.

In the Schrute family, the youngest child always raises the others. I've been raising children since I was a baby.

And I'd blow your mind.

Was it worth it, Jim? 'Cause we missed it.

Just go to Gabe's refrigerator, get a lump of suet, or any kind of congealed animal fat will do, really. Tie a piece of string to it, tie the other end to her toe, pop the suet in her mouth, she'll be happy for hours.

I just ate an entire seahorse. I have to admit, I did not think it was gonna work, but it's totally working. I feel exactly like a seahorse.

So, these are pizza dogs. These aren't pigs in a blanket, per se.

That's what she said.

I've always considered us to be very good friends. Great friends.

Surprise me. No. Pepperoni.

Better than English. (IN MOCK MANDARIN)

You're four seasons in a day.

Just don't think of it as degrading. Think of it as you happen to be moving the pizza six inches this way, and he happens to be biting it.

She needs to be serviced.

She is in heat. She will eat your face off.

I wanted to eat a pig in a blanket in a blanket.

The first time we saw each other naked, we didn't even make love. We just stared at each other until we fell asleep. It was magical.

He's a weird, little, skeevy guy with no waist.

I hate your roof. I'll raise the roof.

If you break that girl's heart, I will kill you. It's just a figure of speech. But seriously, if you break that girl's heart, I will literally kill you and your entire family.

How much? I don't know. It's powdered, so... Like, four or five, I don't know.

That's so beautiful.

Are you gonna quiet that baby or do I have to?