Promos

It's porn. Yeah.

Be careful. I pulled my mom's dog off a pillow once, and I got bit.

Just ignore her. Sooner or later, she'll finish.

Oh, Meredith! Good lord.

Turns out she's allowed to have feelings of sexual arousal. Doesn't become a violation till she physically acts on it.

Well, there you go. That's muy caliente.

It's okay, guys. She's no longer horny.

Long-term tractor leases can put pressure on a relationship.

God, a lot of my buddies are going through the same thing right now. Something in the air.

Cece has been calling me Pamela. Like, four times this week.

What's going on? Did Gangnam Style put out a new song?

You go to the bathroom for 45 minutes, and everything changes.

Oh! I always thought we were, like, specimens in a human zoo.

You fell in love with that hair? Really?

I must have really connected with this guy. I mean, that's a guy's name, right? Chobblegobbler?

Nice to meet you. Eat fresh.

I bet she'll eat 'em right out of your hand with those big, strong teeth.

I think they're from the forest where we harvest our paper.

I guess men find Esther attractive. I mean, if there are chubby chasers, then there are men that like that thing.

It's called playing the subtext.

'Cool guy'? 'Dumpster man.' Cool. Superhero.

'3:00 p.m. girl.' What? Why would they... Wait a second. Wait a second.

Yes, Erin. They film us at night when we're sleeping 'cause that makes great TV.

I sneezed into my hands without using Purell and then dipped into the candy jar.

My first week here, I sneezed directly into the candy jar because I thought I'd get more screen time as a villain.

Mr. Brueger, are you trying to take advantage of me because I'm interested in your daughter?

Something about the wiring.

He's not hawt. He's gay.

Dear JasonJasonJason, it's me, Andy. Nice name. Not!

He is butt.

These chicks are way too hot to be into us.

No woman would ever want a man who doesn't know what an auger is.

He was dressed like Ronald Reagan! Well, he kissed like Jack Kennedy.

Pretty much everything.

A bunch of hot women go, 'Oh, yeah!'

A Scranton nine, but, yeah, point taken.

Maybe we're the kind of guys who end up with a tractor that's already been rode hard and put away muddy.

That shady grove out by Willard's Pond.

Post hole digging.

Yes, and I cheated on you with Dwight.

Hey, TexasPoonTappa and JasonJasonJason and all the rest of you haters out there, check this out.

I hope you got sound on everything. I'd love a DVD of that.