Charles Miner

Charles awkwardly standing there as Michael orchestrates elaborate entrance

Jim's elaborate tux explanation falling flat with Charles

Not more crazy than wearing a tux at work.

Michael, I don't need to know everyone's sexual history.

Michael claiming he didn't want to worry people while Charles reveals bad news

No, I worked at a company called Saticoy Steel.

Charles picking up phone meant for Michael

Charles brings lunch on same day Michael brought breakfast

Michael and Charles repeating each other

Dwight explaining his fake assistant position

For regional manager, I've decided to go with an outside hire. For obvious reasons.

I am aware of the effect I have on women.

She's turning 50 this year.

I have immunity. It's my two weeks. Not if you're starting a competing paper company, Michael.

You really think Hank is going to be loyal to you? Hank, please escort Charles from the building.

I think maybe Hank should be here. Hank? You know, I don't need Hank. You're gonna mess with me? Is that what you're gonna do? I'll tell you something, Charles. I don't even care, because I've got nothing to lose.

Phones? Also, there's been way too much wasting time. So, Stanley? Yes? Yeah, I want you on top of that. Okay, I want you to be my productivity czar.

You realize you're not actually talking to me,right?

You're working hard on this? No,not- not too hard. Not harder than I should. Right. I mean,why work harder than you should?

Shame, Jim. I expected more.

Hey, boss. I'd just like to point out that I have been here less time than these guys. - Why are you telling me this?

I just think the bar should be lower for a newbie. Is this something you really want to have said?

I feel like I should be thanking you.

Come along, afterthought.

A lame attempt at humor. Swing and a miss.

You two are morons. Got it. Get out.