Nate

Visual: Nate attempting to deal with hornets using increasingly inappropriate tools while everyone watches in horror

Hey, Pam, Dwight's being questioned by the police in connection with a string of dognappings...

Hey, idiot, what did Erin want again? A hot chocolate tea.

Also, FYI, I don't technically have a hearing problem. But sometimes, when there's a lot of noises occurring at the same time, I'll hear them as one big jumble. Again, it's not that I can't hear. Because that's false, I can. Um, I just can't distinguish between everything I'm hearing.

Also, Darryl, FYI, I already told this to Andy, but you should probably know I technically don't have a hearing problem. It's just when there's a lot of noises... Nate. Please.

Nate's over-excitement about opening Darryl's gift: 'Can I open it? No, no, no maybe just later Ah, I can't wait I'm sorry. I'm too excited.'

'Darryl, I am glad to be in your life, too Your card is more beautiful than the gloves'

'This coupon entitles you to one free tickle monster attack' - Nate's homemade coupon gift

'Yeah. They're Nate coupons or Nate-pons And they're all different Cash that one in and I will bring you a stick of gum any time, any place I'll find you.'

'She said her name was Brandon, I think Your mom's name is Brandon? Yeah, Darryl. My mom's name is Brandon'

Yeah, we noticed early on Andy really appreciates enthusiasm. So we decided the best way to get ahead here is to be his cheerleaders.

It's starting to have this reverse effect, though, where I really do think the stuff he does is awesome. Yeah, me too. It's weird. Hard to remember what's real at this point. Just clap through it, man.

Smile if you love men's prostates.

You went to X-Men school too?

It's dense, like bread.

Do we get our resumes back or do you keep them? Because I only have the one, and I have a chili recipe on the back that I really wanna keep.

Your mother is dying! See? I feel bad about that. Good. That's all right, that's all right. So she's going to pull through again?

Gum's gotten mintier lately, have you noticed? Like, some of it is just too minty. It's like they're literally trying to hurt your mouth.

There's no gum. There never was any gum! That's really rude.