Milf Island

20 milfs, 50 eighth-grade boys, no rules.

She had too much champagne, and a monkey knocked her into some quicksand. It could happen anywhere.

uh,buh duh jee jee je...

'that guy can eat my poo.'

I wasn't even working that day.

This is bad. Like,lose you job bad.

That's pretty grim,pete.

I'm stuck!

Deborah and shauna squaring off at erection cove.

Then I'll be at erection cove.

have her do her indian cab driver impression. She--she really pulls it off.

The critics said that same thing about shakespeare. Yeah,but shakespeare never had a confessional shower sponsored by dove pro-age.

It has sex,lies,puberty, betrayal,relay races.

Someone put too many farts in this engine! It's about to explode!

It's farting! It's farting!

So step aside, randy quaid.

I think he forgot that you're a person. Yeah!

Zalutha... you've kept it tight. Heidi... we no longer want to hit that.

Oh,really mature,guys!

A couple of fat pervert losers.

We're the two biggest dirtbags around here. They're gonna try to blame us.

My shirt is caught on what feels like a very sharp... mechanism. Ooh,maybe if I can get the shirt off.

I know toofer would never use the word 'poo,' so it's not him.

The game... is about...to change!

You and jack donaghy are the cause of my jawline acne!

That class 'a' moron? Unfortunately.

That guy can eat my poo.

I didn't know it was hot in assholevania.

You apple-faced goon!

My only other classmate was named gilly. He'd fallen through the ice as a child and was technically dead for 57 minutes.

They taught us to sweep sawdust so we could find work at a mill.

while gilly plays with himself in the corner.

I thought we had a dirtbag alliance!

This is from american eagle!

I mean,one of my implants exploded... and I didn't even ask to get off the catapult.

The stress of this is making me awful sleepy.

The stress of this is making me awful sleepy.

No,they're not real, unfortunately.

Miss lemon,your eyes look like my uncle's after he would drink from the air-conditioner.

Chocolate,chocolate, chocolate! Aack!

Like my cousin steven after he went to music college, it will come out.

Mrs. Stutterworth, stutterfingers... stuttermilk pancakes.

When I was born, I had a malformed extra baby foot extending from my actual foot. They think maybe i ate my twin.

When I was born, I had a malformed extra baby foot extending from my actual foot. They think maybe i ate my twin.

that attached to a headgear.

Gilly chewed through his headgear.

This is the speaking banana. Everyone will get a chance to speak,and only then will we make our decision.

Look at his light eyes. They're freaky like a wolf!

It's hot,it's loud, there's no pizza. It's like miami.

Needless to say i grumbled about you to anyone who would listen.

And you don't look good in jeans from behind.

Soccer moms,nascar dads, white-collar pervs, and the obese.

I'm sure the person who said it probably didn't mean it.

I g-guess I'll always b-b-b-be that k-k-k-k-k-k- k-k-k-k-k-

I--I didn't mean any of it. I'm sorry I said you could eat my poo.

No onion rings? Ugh,this place can eat my poo!

I made up all that stuff about the extra baby foot too. I made that up--that was to make you feel better.

Heel,toe,lemon. Heel,toe.