Mamma Mia

Jack mentions Liz's memo about including more catchphrases, then delivers an absurd example about leaving in boxers and returning in briefs being 'a dealbreaker, ladies'

Wearing an Atlanta Falcons jersey to your sister's wedding as another 'dealbreaker' scenario

Jack's over-the-top Italian stereotype impression: 'I'm Jack and I don't know who my father is. I'm very emotional and want to smash these barrels'

Jack's dark definition of family: 'Resentment, guilt, Easter egg hunts that turn into knife fights'

'You know what family means to me, Lemon? Grudges, guilt...'

Jack wants to whisper something cutting in his mother's ear while she's dying

Liz's Sims reference: when a child doesn't see their father enough, they act erratically and eventually wet themselves

Liz's sad question: 'Why don't I have any other friends?'

Tracy is practicing sitting when Jack enters

Tracy's logic about his dead father: if he were alive, he'd be living in Tracy's house taking $200k annually to mow the lawn

Tracy's bizarre guess about Jack's secret: he bought a motorcycle sidecar but his dog refuses to sit in it

Tracy's admission: 'It wasn't easy saying that. I struggled to say that sentence'

Tracy's elaborate metaphor about feeling shocked and scared 'like a dog in a sidecar when it detaches from the motorcycle'

Gina's excitement about Brett Michaels wanting to use her catchphrase and wear matching outfits

SportsCenter using the dealbreaker phrase: 'Rangers playing dirty hockey - that's a dealbreaker, ladies!'

'You know who else likes Deal Breakers? Bret Michaels!'

Tracy's announcement of reading about his illegitimate son in 'Black Contractors and Butts' magazine

Tracy repeats the sidecar metaphor again about media hawks discovering the story

Tracy introduces his son Donald: 'I want you kids to meet a bastard - my little bastard Donald Jordan'

'Can you give me a thousand dollars for something I need?'

Len mentions giving his gun to a priest in case he gets depressed again

I know, but I have a hard time guessing the age of black Americans. Black shoes are the best shoes.

Liz's 'Mamma Mia' reference and Jack's confusion leading to her explanation of the ABBA musical

'It's like the movie Mamma Mia' / 'What?' / 'Nothing, don't push it, let it happen, there'll be a Mamma Mia'

'Listen Tracy, you're 39 years old, right?' / 'Of course, why would I lie about my age? I work in entertainment'

Liz and Kenneth testing Tracy's age with Rob Base's 'It Takes Two' - Tracy performs it perfectly despite claiming to be 39

Donald's birth certificate that Tracy 'printed for him' and leaving a check blank as requested

'And you left the check blank like I asked'

'Are you ready to meet them?' / 'Yes' / 'Jack, meet George Park, he's Korean'

Fred's war story about a grenade exploding in his genitals, making his privates look 'like a plate of spaghetti'

Gina getting a Time Out magazine photoshoot to be named 'Most Whimsical Woman in New York' for no reason

Liz's description of her late-night writing process: eating dry bran raisin to stay awake and taking the 'fart train' to work

Liz saving half a muffin 'to eat later' and the observation about what 21-year-old wraps half a muffin

Kenny's magazine subscription pitch using 'S and M' as abbreviation for 'Magical and Marvelous'

Kenneth's casual mention of trying to steal his dead neighbor's identity because 'sometimes things get overwhelming' and he might need to 'get in the car and drive away'

'Don't get me started. My cousin killed everyone at his work'

Milton's family description: 'The Greens are very sharp until the very end, which makes the end more terrifying. My father died screaming'

'The Greens are very sharp right up until the end, which makes the end more terrifying. My father died screaming'

Jack's angry outburst: 'Screw you and screw your crappy contest!'

The photographer suggesting Liz and Gina 'act a little weird' for some shots, leading to prop comedy

The photographer asking Liz to 'imitate a chicken farting' for the shot

Donald's distress call: 'Help mama's baby! Help mama's baby!' while running away

Milton's insult about Jack's shoes: asking when his religious cult will commit suicide

Discovery that Donald is 40 years old, making him older than Tracy

Tracy's admission: 'Liz Lemon, I may hug people warmly and get lost in malls, but I'm not stupid'

Tracy comparing Donald to John Travolta's character in 'Grease': attractive, charismatic, and off the straight path

Donald spent Kenneth's chess set money on condoms for the boys at the community center

The karate school is named 'Tracy Jordan Karate for Black People'

Liz on the magazine cover giving birth to a chicken over a toilet

Magazine cover showing Liz birthing a chicken over a toilet

Milton's story about not being able to pay rent so he gave Colleen 'something else' - a radio, then later they got drunk and had sex

Milton's immediate request after the father-son reunion: 'I need a kidney transplant'