Pier Pressure

Very proud... minus.

C- minus. 'C' M-I-N-E-S.

Wow. How impressive is that?

The bar for the refrigerator has been lowered, huh?

Minus. An 'A' gets him ice cream. He knows that.

And that's why you always leave a note.

I thought he was trying to get us off dairy.

I might have been just a little too believable.

I keep forgetting how hilarious you are.

My gut is telling me 'No,' but my gut is also very hungry.

We ought to put that on our family crest.

Not after we doctor all these receipts.

I did refer to it as our nausea.

Well, now it's my nausea.

Because I'm... Don't want to.

Sometimes a diet is the best defense.

This is a D-minus. Either way, it's above a 'D,' right?

Is 'Lindsay' with an 'A' or an 'E'?

I know you got a 'crocodile' in spelling, but this has gone too far.

Hmm. Nope, that doesn't feel right.

I punish thee.

Oh, I have to come up with another thing?

Sleeves.

Dumb, dumb. Dumb, George Michael.

Your finger is still in the book.

Our. I mean, our... our nausea.

Buster was found two days later trying to eat his way through this enormous plaster donut.

Dad told me to take the day off, so I decided to come into work.

She's your girlfriend? Dad said you were her nurse.

I could put it on a tea biscuit, tell her it's a marshmallow.

This place is pot central, right?

Big yellow joint. The big yellow joint. I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint.

Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?

Here. Take 225 from me.

Go make mistakes, get in trouble... be young.

And this is from when your Pop-Pop yelled out, 'Oh, Melanie...' when he was making love to Gangy.

This is so much fun. I can't believe my mom thought being here would be a punishment.

Oh. Pretty. It'll distract from the freckles.

100. I accidentally said 200. I don't know...

Really, a hundred dollars. You can't get good weed for a hundred bucks.

Maybe it was the other George Michael... the singer-songwriter.

Tell me before you hit the gas. I can't hear you! The kids are yelling. Tell me before you hit the gas.

And that's why you don't yell.

You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioner running.

Dad, that's just... That's one night, and it's back in September.

You've only been a Jew about two days.

It's Tuesday. Shh, shh, shh.

That was supposed to be for me. She was my au pair.

I know, but it's an elephant... and I didn't want to invite the comparison.

That chubby little wrist of yours... is testing the tensile strength of this bracelet as it is.

I am like a caged animal. My old lady's on the floor, man.

Oh. Oh, I was talking about me. But, yeah, she's a mess.

Let's deal some drugs.

Drug delivery!

Okay, you can put your shirt down, Derek. Just give him the stuff.

Let's get this party started.

I was gonna smoke the marijuana like a cigarette.

Why don't you just wait it out? She's gonna be gone soon.

Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?

No, no! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

Oh, my God! This guy's arm just came off and landed on the dock.

And that's why you don't teach lessons to your son.

So you taught me a lesson not to teach lessons? It was my last lesson.

One of the Hot Cops is my choir teacher.

Like, say, I had a crush on my own cousin.

You just taught me a lesson.

Big yellow joint. The big yellow joint. I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint.