The Immaculate Election

If you weren't all the way on the other side of the room, I'd slap your face.

Michael had asked her to do this, but that was long before he began hiding his father in the attic.

What the...? Oh, God! Polly, cover your mouth!

She hadn't even done it that time, but instead, intercepted her mother's housekeeper

Lupe never accepted a ride from Lindsay again.

I did notice we'd stopped TiVoing the Christopher Lowell show. What happened?

You're going to stretch them out. That's all you can say? Well, excuse me for liking the way they shape my junk.

You can pack your junk and get out.

At the beginning of pilot season?

took up residence in the apartment of Detective Frank Wrench on the set of the television show: Wrench.

Did he take the good video camera with him?

I'm calling it Tricks... let me finish-- Around the Office.

That is what we call working.

Is that Qusay Hussein at the omelet bar?

George Michael had been heavily influenced by the Star Wars films, and had endeavored to recreate his favorite moments.

Even you have to admit that that was the lamest thing ever put on tape. Not so.

Buster had once videotaped himself recreating moments from his then favorite film, Chicago.

He also liked Star Wars.

That one gets pregnant, it stays pregnant. Believe me, I dated a chick like that once in high school. No, I didn't.

Don't start. Smoking. It's a killer. That Sammy Davis, Jr. should still be performing.

You are George Michael! Who's cooler than you?

I said, 'Let's, do not... Let's not put the school through that.' You know, I haven't thought about that for years.

And then that first time, after waiting and waiting, it's gonna be so awesome! Because it's not just gonna be my love and George Michael's, but God's love, as well. God, it's gonna be incredible!

Oh, God! Oh, God!

Unfortunately, it was a new friend to George, Senior. Polly!

Sometimes it's as simple as turning 10:45 in the morning into... lunch time!

Well, you kind of have to, guy. I'm the president. No, no. I'm the president.

Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Yeah, pound is this one here.

But the guard had recently lost half his tie to office magic.

Your Uncle Gob doesn't not-work here anymore.

Marry me! I'm so sorry. I forgot who I was talking to.

And he's won three years in a row. Every year after his first junior year.

Well, that's like comparing apples and some fruit nobody's ever heard of.

You can't fire me. I'm your son. I'm firing you! I was firing Lupe.

I no does Buster anymore.

Also, I don't think this is a real toilet.

You're a dirty cop, so Frank Wrench is going to clean you.

Four more years! Four more years!

It's a robot. I hate it. I miss Lupe.

It's a robot. I hate it. I miss Lupe.

My name is Phyllida Featherbottom, and I can cook and I can clean and I can take care of the little ones.

When you put a squirt of frosting down your throat before we take our medications...

It was the exact plot of the film Mrs. Doubtfire. There was also some Mary Poppins in there.

From Blackstool. I'm charmed, I'm sure.

You and Gob were like those biblical brothers, Gallant and, um... Goofuth.

See, the mere fact that you think you can says to me that I shouldn't let you.

What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!

We hand out rubbers that say, 'We salute George Michael.'

2%, huh? Is that how little I lost by? Lost by? It was close. That's all you got.

I'm sure wherever your father is right now, she loves you very, very much.

Drought, starvation... these are the things my family has had to deal with for generations, although, fortunately, not since we moved to Corona del Mar.

Go home, you terrorist!

This kid's popular? Looks like a chick I did once in high school.

Steve Holt is a bastard. He doesn't even know who his real father is.

The girls like him just fine. Young and old, it doesn't matter... in the dark.

Uh-oh... I couldn't find another tape.

No, I tied with 'Bart Simpson' and 'School Sucks.'

George Michael... was that really you doing those light saber moves? You were incredible.

Yoo-hoo! I'll take you the rest of the way!

Well, we got some bad news. Wow. Is that what's going to happen to my hair?