Amigos

What have you got there? 'Don't be afraid to make a mi-' I'm not gonna beat myself up over that.

And I'm not afraid to make mistakes. Or have you forgotten this little- Damn it!

My legs are so powerful.

'Circumvrent' union penalties. 'Circumverate.' Circumvent. Circumvent. Means to go around. The old reach around.

When you said you wanted photocopies... I thought that you meant you wanted them on a photo printer.

Starla's photo printer copies - tiny photos instead of photocopies

Flashes of Quincy. Starla claimed to have had a relationship with music legend Quincy Jones.

Isn't he a little old for that? No. Sorry. I've been looking to get some alone time with him, and it just hasn't seemed to work out lately.

I've got friends, Michael. I just don't talk to them because... I work all the time.

I think the plant lady's wearing a thong.

Please. Allow me. I'll just 'circumvrent' you.

Don't get up. I just a-find-a the supplies... because I'm a- Private detective.

Gene! Oh, Gene! Isn't he the best? Gene was far from the best.

You get the country for free. The city-That's gonna cost ya.

It's a $200 fine. Oh! I feel like such an-

I still can't believe he's going into the army. You know, he's doing it just to spite me. Then why are you throwing him a party? Just to spite him.

You guys have such a healthy thing going.

Right here. I counted it. Come on.

I think I might have someone who's going to 'cirsumvrent' the law.

Ann. Here. You took this picture of us... in front of that bagel place before it was burned down. I guess I thought she was with another family.

It's like you spend all your time with her. It's like you're hoggin' her- like you're a little Ann hog. Okay? Don't be such an Ann hog.

"Ann hog" - Michael's made-up insult

And 8:01. Curtain has risen.

Might as well keep this makeup on since it takes so- long to get off.

First of all, we are doing this for her. Okay? Because neither one of us wants to get divorced. And 'second-of-ly,' I know you're the big marriage expert-

Oh. I'm sorry. I forgot. Your wife is dead.

I'm sorry. That was 100% inappropriate, and I do apologize profusely.

Chiclet? Chiclet? You're the Chiclet! Not me! Unfortunately, in Mexican culture... this was a much more inflammatory gesture.

That's so you can videotape it... when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns.

I ought to point to Uncle Oscar's Charlie Browns... next time you're on top of him, Mother.

Yes. And she's not having an affair with the boy's... uncle.

Well, this, uh, is a blueprint... of Dad's face. She used the big printer. I'll give her that.

He's my friend. You don't have any friends. I have lots of friends, Lindsay.

In fact, the man was Ice, a bounty hunter... that Gob hired to follow Michael. Ice may be my best friend.

Ann Hog's coming? I thought it was just the two of us. Just Ann.

In fact, at that moment, Buster was climbing into the trunk.

Mother, when you see this videotape, you'll know that I left. Not out of cowardice, but out of- Oh, man. It's tiring in here.

Mexico. In fact, he was in Santa Ana... a town six minutes inland from his own.

Oh, this shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun.

Hey. Check out who's on that hog in the rearview mirror.

The Ice. Still on his tail, about 20 miles from LEGOLAND.

You're not my friend. You're a client. Gob realized that perhaps he really didn't have any friends.

Buster get in trunk of car. So he's not going to the army. He must have had Michael sneak him into Mexico.

Here's some money. Go see a Star War.

It's just some idiot with balloons. Oh, is it? I knew it!

I never thought I'd miss a hand so much. You people are just like me.

Oh, Ann? I just- You know, I barely know her. You know? Neither of us do. She's just really some girl as far as we're concerned. Right?

Hey. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I know you. You're Gob's friend. Not friend. Bounty hunter.

Name's Ice. Gob hired me to stop you from fleeing the country.

No, this- That's actually him. He's just- He's much smaller in real life. I can see that's a man.

Ye- Oh, yes. Thank you. No, I found my birth control pills. Thanks for asking, Dad.

Of course he will. She's a child. Well, that- that part's not really her fault.

At no point... were Michael and Maeby talking about the same person. And there were only four people in their group.

And it's not a race thing.

Oh, no. I'm going with you. I am one of you now. Ssí?

Yeah. Great talk. That cousin of yours is a hell of a girl. Too bad you can't date her. No. I meant-Wait, you wouldn't have a problem with that?

Michael had just discovered he'd left his son's girlfriend in Mexico.

if I blue myself early... I'd be nice and relaxed for a 9:00 dinner reservation.

Well, according to my photograph... it is. It's an honest mistake. Also, I think your knee is on my heart.

I was just hoping to have sex with you. Why am I not blacking out?

This is great. We're like slave buddies.

Actually, I was sitting right there the whole time. Yeah? Way to plant, Ann.

That's his girlfriend? Yeah. Is she funny or something?

Yeah, that's right, Michael. I went to our mother because I don't have any friends.

Sorry. I did see him coming. It's just... I kind of wanted to see where you were going with that.

Buster's accidental return home - newspaper delivery reveal

Wow. You really got to know her. Well, we did spend three hours together in that car ride. So, what'd you think? I don't like her.

Make love in your own hand, Mother!

Thank God! A new doctor. Finally we can get a straight answer in this place. Uh, I've got some bad news. I'm Gene Parmesan. How you doin'?