Gary

Officer Bing's got a 10-100. That's pee-pee.

We violated section 12, paragraph 7 of the criminal code.

Want me to grab the berry? / It's called a cherry. / It's called... Chandler!

You can't eat that in my car. / Even though my tax dollars paid for this car. / Your tax dollars?

You gonna squeeze the perp's shoes a bit before he lawyers up? / He's a witness, not a perp. And no one talks like that.

Hey, Gary. Who am I? / Phone home.

What is it? / It says you can't sue if you scrape your knee or get your head blown off.

What is he doing? What the hell is he doing? / What is it? / Is everything okay? / What? / He sees us. Don't move. And don't look at him!

Hey, it's okay. It was just a car backfire.

Hey, look at that. You tried to save your buddy. / You see that? You see what he did?

It was a car backfire. / But he didn't know that. / Yeah, I didn't know that. / It could just as easily have been a bullet.

Ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you. / Who jumps at loud noises.

I know. I can't wait! Were your parents happy or something?

No, it's too soon for you guys. You're right about that.

Don't forget about the moving-in!

If it has a pool. I need a pool.

Oh, are these for rent? I thought people were just bragging.

Hey, you! Behind the glass. Who are you looking at?

I always wanted to say that every time I was in these rooms, which was never.

So is this some kind of snake or something?

Do you know what time it is? / It's candy time.