The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss

Oh, boy. That guy's underwear sucks! What? Well, I got this pair marked 'XS'. Let me tell you, there was no room for excess anything in there.

Oh, my God! What did I ever do to you? Did I squeeze too hard? Let's just say I'm glad I'm not Chandler.

Is he doing his 'shark attack' bit? No. Oh, wait! There he goes.

Very funny, Ross. Very lifelike and funny.

How... you... doing?

No, no! I'm not with her. That's just Monica.

I counted. You're not supposed to live here! Oh, man!

No, Joe, I think he's just watching TV.

It's so unfair that our date has to get cut short just because some guy shot at a store clerk.

Suspect has just emerged naked from the sewer. All right, you go.

He's like this little puppy dog, you know? But like a really tough one who shoots bad guys.

Okay, you know where you are better than I do.

God, I woke the beast.

Here's your broom back. You are so cute!

Did you say you wanted to have sex with his wife then fall off your chair?

Well, yeah, if you've got enough life jackets.

You could have tried not kissing him. Thanks, Chandler.

Let's bring back the girl who kisses everybody!

She's back! Hot girl's back! Well, I'm not totally back yet. But I appreciate it.

I lived with you for a while. Then I found this place.

Hey, little girl. Is your mommy or sister or babysitter by any chance, a hot girl?

I do not want this job that bad. Good day, sir.

You got ink on your lip.

Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go? Because I just wanted to know what you were doing so you wouldn't walk in on me and Chandler while we were doing it all night.

Just to impress them, you want us to have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat!

I know. You're the guy who wouldn't chip in for the handyman. Never mind.

No, you're the best. No, you're the best. I am the best.

I don't know, but I can see through your sheet.

She lives in some hot-girl parallel universe or something.

I almost lost another girl because of counting!

When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity.

So there you go! You got courage, you got integrity, you got courage again, and not litigious.

I did not mean to touch that! I mean, you! There!

Honey? The tortilla chips know what you mean.

Officer Bing's got a 10-100. That's pee-pee.

We violated section 12, paragraph 7 of the criminal code.

But see, I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?

And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out.

I am the relationship king, and you are the crazy, irrational screwup!

By the way, thank you for loaning us Pamela and Yasmine. Man, they cannot get enough!