The One with the Ball

I can't pull off "baby doll", can I?

No, I think we learned that from the "sugar lips" incident.

How you doing, pumpkin?

Because she cries when they die. Then there's the whole funeral.

Gary's gonna ask you to move in with him!

He made me promise not to tell, but I couldn't hold it in any longer!

Right? Because it's fast. Because it's so fast. It's fast.

Relax. It's Phoebe, not you.

I'll ask you to talk to him!

Because you are so afraid of commitment. You talk to him. Make him scared like you, make him a man.

I'm less afraid of commitment than I used to be. That is so sweet. Still terrified.

That's why they call it Staten "Island".

Oh, I thought it was like Long Island. Also an island.

We haven't dropped this ball for an hour. I realized it a half-hour ago, but I didn't say anything. I didn't wanna jinx it.

That's the first time I've ever missed a meal. I think my pants are a little loose.

You bought Shaun Cassidy!

What is it? What the hell is that? It's a cat. That is not a cat!

Why is it inside out?

Thousand bucks. On a cat? It's not a cat!

Free cats do that too, you know. It's not a cat!

What am I gonna call her? Fluffy?

I have to pee. And Rachel's in the bathroom!

Man, I didn't think we'd make it. I know. Don't switch hands, okay?

Hey, ladies. What are you in here for?

Are you crazy? Are you insane? If you live with Phoebe, you two are gonna be living together.

You get home, she's there. You go to bed, she's there. You wake up and oh, yes, she's there.

I know. I can't wait! Were your parents happy or something?

Move in with her. Move in right now. Maybe I'll move in with Monica.

No, it's too soon for you guys. You're right about that.

Maybe this should be more of a quiet game.

How do you know? You don't have a watch.

Oh, I don't know... Yeah, can't do it.

I won't make it in to work today. I don't feel very good. For a second, I thought I was feeling better, but I'm not.

Congratulations. That's quite a waste of time.

Don't worry, it's not a cat.

I dragged a string, and it flipped out and scratched the hell out of me.

Every time this cat hisses at me... I know it's saying, 'Rachel!'

Doesn't sound as crazy as paying $1000 for a cat.

You paid $1000 for a cat when you owe me $300? Well, I was gonna let you play with it.

You are useless! Freaking out about commitment is the one thing you can do... and you can't even do that right!

No, if you're not moving forward, you're staying still. And staying still is good. Watch this.

Which is why my answer is yes!

What? He's a dropper.

Oh, yeah. That's right! I'm not a dropper!

Don't worry, guys. It's not a cat.

Baking it didn't help?

Maybe that's because she's a minion of the Antichrist.

What am I gonna do? Get 1000 regular cats?

I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand!

The cat's made my eyes water. Don't throw it to me! My vision's been compromised!

Yeah, you almost overreacted to something.

You're not more excited than I am. No way. I'm the most excited.

Don't forget about the moving-in!

Plus think of all the money I'll save on stamps.

I heard when people live together... they split the cost of stamps, don't they?

Sorry, the oven mitts really freaked me out.

If it has a pool. I need a pool.

Oh, are these for rent? I thought people were just bragging.

Yes, fine! I am someone!

Let's live in an apartment we both live in.

Hey, you! Behind the glass. Who are you looking at?

I always wanted to say that every time I was in these rooms, which was never.

Then what are you doing to me?

Oh, terrific! That'll be $2,000.

I do, but you'll have to look at this as more of an investment than a cat.

So $800, and I don't call the cops because you are robbing me blind! Blind! Just take the cat. Leave the money. Run away!

Yeah, $1500. You made a profit?

So is this some kind of snake or something?

Gary's such a great guy. You can work it out. He shot a bird. That is over.

She's not an official ball player. Only official ball players can drop the ball.

How did I get this reputation as a dropper? I am anything but a dropper. Ross!