Character Analysis
Shauna Malwae-Tweep
Played by Alison Becker
22 jokes across 10 episodes of Parks and Recreation
2.9
22
6.7
6.4
Character Comedy
Shauna delivers 22 scored jokes across 10 episodes of Parks and Recreation, averaging 6.7 on craft and 6.4 on impact for a career WAR of 2.9. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Shauna Lines
Andy · Shauna:So, I thought to myself, 'Don't think, Andy, act.' / So, you weren't thinking? / Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.
Ron · Shauna:No comment. / About what?
Shauna · Leslie:I think I'm better off. I haven't had a date in a while, but I'm learning a lot about me. / Well, I wasn't asking you specifically, but I'm happy to hear that, Shauna.
Shauna · Ann:I don't know, I read a book once that said a woman should never make the first move. / That doesn't apply to therapy. Okay. Good luck!
Shauna · Leslie:How big is the lot? / I don't know. You tell me. How big is the lot? / A hundred or something. Give or take 100. I don't know. / A hundred what? / I don't know, Shauna Malwae-Tweep.
All Jokes — 18 total
Shauna · Leslie:I'm surprised no one's complained about this. / Oh, tons of people have. Yeah, we get letters every day.
Ron · Shauna:No comment. / About what?
Shauna · Andy:Why would you want a toaster that's lying at the bottom of the pit? / I don't know. I was pretty wasted.
Shauna · Leslie:How big is the lot? / I don't know. You tell me. How big is the lot? / A hundred or something. Give or take 100. I don't know. / A hundred what? / I don't know, Shauna Malwae-Tweep.
Shauna · Leslie:I'm assuming not Mexican. / Why? / Because of the burrito. / Oh! Yeah, well, it wasn't a Mexican burrito.
Shauna:Mark Brendanawicz.
Mark · Shauna:Come on, stay in bed. That park is never, ever, ever gonna get made. / Right. And then I came back to bed. / Yeah, but the important part of what I said was, 'Stay in bed.'
Andy · Shauna:So, I thought to myself, 'Don't think, Andy, act.' / So, you weren't thinking? / Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.
Shauna:It's time to encapsulate the future.
Shauna:The parks department cuts the crapsule, buries the time capsule.
Shauna · Leslie:It's a little long. Okay. Zorp Shmorp. Doomsday Prediction Falls Flat as Citizens Spend Pleasant Evening Enjoying One of Pawnee's Finest Parks. Somehow longer.
Shauna:my sister, a few people from work, and my ex-boyfriend.
Shauna · Leslie:I think I'm better off. I haven't had a date in a while, but I'm learning a lot about me. / Well, I wasn't asking you specifically, but I'm happy to hear that, Shauna.
Shauna:I was gonna go with my boyfriend, but he couldn't come because he decided to stay with his wife.
Shauna:I like beauty pageants. Everyone is so happy and perfect.
Shauna:I'm writing a memoir based on my blog. It's called Tweeping Up Appearances, and it's about my journey to find happiness by smiling through the pain.
Shauna:Although, when I was in college I found out that my dad had a second family. Well, we were the second family, technically.
Shauna · Ann:I don't know, I read a book once that said a woman should never make the first move. / That doesn't apply to therapy. Okay. Good luck!