Ronnies Party

I'm just joking, I can see they're on.

No, we actually listened outside to make sure.

A lot of pressing of the flesh, and greasing palms, that kind of thing, you know. It wasn't as much fun as it sounds.

Oh well, who wants an invitation to big soiree when you can be met the very next morning with some table scraps.

Um, I think it means you have to wear scrubs.

Those two are not as simple minded as we thought. He is.

Whatever happened to empowering women's sexuality?

Obviously you've never been out for Halloween, David.

Putting your name on a line of edible nail polish isn't what I would call having a job.

Even the one that poisoned all those people?

David, the factory in Guangzhou assured us that it was lead-free.

You look like a stick of gum.

She's an IT manager, Gerald. She makes more money than both of us combined.

four more taxidermy peacocks coming this afternoon

I wasn't sure what the etiquette was for this kind of thing, so I walked around the block a little bit.

Oh. I thought this was kind of an either/or thing.

Those bare legs are dangerous. Ted! No, I'm serious. The animals carry bugs or ticks that can burrow into your bare skin.

You won't even miss your last secretary once I get finished with these puppies.

New khakis I see.

I was. - Good. Lots of dairy.

If anyone knows how to put a lactose intolerant in the hospital, it's our Jocelyn.

Political weight. I now realize 'clout' was the word I was looking for.

It's a date. No. No, it's not. I wouldn't call it that.

Like I once dated this Sultan's nephew who was forbidden to talk to me or even to look at me and we made it work for like half a regime change, so...

I have been swamped. Doris's cat is like totally high maintenance.

Yeah, well, Doris has been worried about her cat for two years. She comes in every week.

I need someone to take care of my stepdaughter. I need you to take care of my stepdaughter.

I don't think that's a very good idea. I'm gonna drop her off at four.

I brought you some trail mix, but I spilled it in my purse.

Ew! I'm just trying to figure out what happened, all right?

Sounds like something you'd find at a serial killer's house.

You're joking. But you hate kids. Oh my God. Can I watch? Or video tape? Can I bring friends?

If you happen to find any Xanax lying around anywhere, can you just... let me know about that?

Yeah, he's dead. But! But the good news is, you're not.

But you're free, Doris, and, in a way, so is Mittens.

I think you just approach these women like you did Paula, our landscaper. Very strong, very forceful.

Um, yeah, you can always tell because their upper lip sort of... I mean, like, puffs a bit.

Something happened. Nothing. Just d-don't look on the bed.

Needless to say, that was the last time I played charades with Fran Leibovitz.

No, I was just talking someone over there who has a husband. A male husband.

I knew I should've left him home with the sitter.

Moira, I have a feeling not every woman here is a lesbian.

Entrepreneurs. Everyone here is a member of the Women's Business Association.

how many two-week vacations are available per year?

Nothing is more natural... aside from maybe the... thread count in these sheets

You did not choose this life! No, each one of you was born to be an entrepreneur.

I had a six-and-a-half season career as an actress in television, which I put on hold to devote all my time and energy to raise two million dollars for charity. And two children.

you, Tara, you're very concerned about your inverted nipples. Which I assumed was public domain; there were a lot of you around when she told me.

Black? No. I mean that everyone was leaning... Younger?

I had my first job at the age of ten, sweeping up hair in a beauty salon.

I am very comfortable seeing women with other women. - Uh-huh. - Yeah, that didn't come out right.

that I am very comfortable seeing women with other women.

Oh, the dip was incredible, really, for men and women.