Estate Sale

David? / David, what is this?! / It looks like a bike. / Is it yours? / Yes. Yes, it is.

My God, imagine what kind of ring he'd buy! Like an opal, or something. Ooh, like a pear-shaped opal. (Groans)

Well, you said you missed spin class, so... I did! I did say that I missed spin class. And so you bought me a bike! Because I said that I missed spin class. Because you're so thoughtful and perceptive.

(Whispering) I hate you, David!

John, do you think they did this with our things? No, not ours, no. They put our stuff right on the lawn.

Look at this poor woman's life strewn across cheap folding tables.

Well, except they'd have been saying, 'what great taste they had!'

So was my Galapagonian tortoise-shell foot bath. And now some lonely hoarder is letting his cats poop in it.

And you know whose name came to mind? I don't-i don't know, Rachel Zoe? Yours!

You're just describing what shopping is.

And who knows elegance better than you, pal? I mean, you're the only elegant guy I know!

I don't know how to ride a bike. What? I said, I don't know how to ride a bike!

Poor dear, enchanted by a death bed.

Okay, these are pants that just so happen to have a pant fabric over the front and back... Okay. Yeah, it's a skirt.

Okay, these are pants that just so happen to have a pant fabric over the front and back... Okay. Yeah, it's a skirt.

Jocelyn and I like to have a little fun with that idea, if you know what I mean. She plays Meryl, and I play the nervous but ambitious intern who's new to the city.

So you're the Anne Hathaway in that situation? I don't know who that is.

And David, was such a little drama queen when my parents tried teaching him, that they threw all the bikes into this big bonfire up in the Hamptons, and we never talked about it again.

Yeah well, most kids also get head lice. I'm sorry if the opportunity never presented itself.

And try getting into 'Kiss Kiss' in Tokyo without a lock of human hair.

Well, because I see a couple of 'Lost Boys.'

Well, I'm actually in really good hands, because this man has a woman's touch. I don't... I don't know what that means.

Well, this is a real 'Sophie's Choice!' I hope that you and Jocelyn don't role play that at home.

Hell, we've played every Streep movie.

Skanky! I think the clothes are a bit skanky.

Which uh, I hope you can afford. You know, considering your financial situation.

We are currently sleeping on a rectangular collection of knives and barbed wire, John.

(Bleep!)

God, you're like a fancy dinner plate that you don't wanna nudge off the edge of the table.

Um listen, I don't have a lot to my name right now, but I do have one thing. Self-respect? No, taste.

People were saying that a girl was struggling with her bike. I kinda just assumed it was a toddler.

Get the hell outta here, you dumb broad! (Chuckles) That was another thing he used to say.

Yeah, not enough bounce for the bumps, if you know what I mean.

Oh God, that's memory foam, John! ... The Kennedys aren't Roland! The Kennedys have regular medicals, daily laundering!

Oh my God, you know that I have bad foot-eye coordination, you didn't have to wear corrective leg braces for three months.

Oh my God, you know that I have bad foot-eye coordination, you didn't have to wear corrective leg braces for three months.

Honey, I need to ask you a serious question, has it gotten worse or are you just not wearing any makeup?