Jazzagals

How is it that a moth can find its way into a triple locked titanium suitcase?! - The perils of owning cashmere.

Alexis hasn't been here for a week and a half. She's at Mutt's. - Well, that's simply not true. I had breakfast with her just yesterday. - That was me!

We had a lengthy conversation about hosiery and menopause. - Again, that was me.

Oh, I'm-I'm sorry, I don't work here. - Oh... that's-'cause you're behind the desk, and everything.

Oh yeah, no, I mean I 'work' here, but I don't actually work 'here'... in the garage. I mean, I am working here in the garage, but I don't work for the garage.

Hey Johnny, I just went out and got me a muffin. - Bob, a customer was just in here, and he was saying he had a problem with a muffler. - Oh yeah? What uh, what'd it end up being? - Well, I don't know, I didn't go out and look! - Oh?

Well, I don't expect you to know everything, but you know, if a client of yours came in here, I'd certainly talk to them. - Well, I hope you wouldn't.

Well, not that I have to worry, I know you're a little low on clients.

That's because I'm building a business, Bob. And right now I'm in strategy mode, looking for opportunities, and eventually I will implement a plan.

Well, if you feel like uh, you might like to implement a muffler, be my guest.

How do you know it's cedar? - Um, I bought a cologne once, in Japan, that's supposed to smell like the aftermath of a car crashing into a cedar tree.

Why would anyone wanna smell like that? - Hmm?

A family of moths seem to have mistaken my cashmere sweaters for an Atlantic City all-you-can-eat buffet.

You're planning on building a cedar chest? - That's correct. - You are. You're gonna build it? - It's a box! So you're just nailing some planks of wood together.

May the force be with you. - Thank you so much. Thank you, genuinely. Honestly, you're so great.

No, just an intimate breakfast, nothing special, no big 'ladies' bruncheon' for me.

Let me guess, a bucket of shrimp in Times Square, followed by a 'Lion King' matinee!

No, actually, we performed in Central Park. - C-Central Park? Really?

Especially musicals. Anything 'Andy' Webber!

Oh, yes, you'll find me on ensemble tracks seven, nine, and thirteen of the original cast recording of Starlight... 'Starlight Express.'

Or perhaps Jocelyn should speak to me.

Yes please, I'm still not quite off book.

David measuring sweaters with his body while Mutt watches from the doorway

It's a really tragic story, involving some damaged luxury cashmere. And so I am building a cedar chest for my sweaters.

Well, how far along are you? - Um, I'm this far.

Small minds don't reach for the stars. No more! Not on my watch. Jocelyn, I am here!

Au-Audition! Uh, though I'm sure you mean no offense, in the actual world of entertainment, I'm what's known as, 'offer only.'

Who hasn't been?

Has Paul Bunion finished his box? - Who?

Wow, this whole thing just got a lot weirder.

Will you be needing your basic toolbox, or your 'cedar chest' tool box? - Obviously the cedar chest tool box!

Oh, that's in the shed. It's a big wooden box, with the words, 'tools to make a cedar chest' carved into the side of it, so it's really clear...

Okay, I'm assuming you're kidding. Um... But in the off chance that you're not, where in the shed would I find that box? - You're kidding.

Great, you can call it an audition if you must, or an impromptu performance, or perhaps 'an evening with...'

I'll wait, far be it for me to get in the way of you making any necessary improvements.

Well, first of all Bob, that's not the expression.

You got some clients, that's great news! - No, I was dealing with your customers!

You know, I'm playing the guy like a bow fiddle.

Well, funny you should use that expression. Because Dick Sinson is gonna be riding his bike until we can get his car back for him!

Who's Dick Simpson? - I couldn't tell 'ya. But Dick Sinson is the fella whose car you just sold.

Ridiculous name! - Sin-Sinson... Sinson! Dick Sin-Sinson!

Yeah, well, I can't not jump in and help when I see someone doin' something wrong. - Was it wrong, or was it just unconventional?

If you're experiencing feelings for me, Like, I totally get it. And normally I'd be into it, I've just been down this road before, and it's-it's messy.

Well, she sort of fades into the background after a while, you know, like a smoke alarm.

Are you just saying that because you don't want her to move back here? - Yes, I am!

Oh no, we were done early, we got plenty of time. - Thank you, but I think I'm fighting a little bug.

Come on, Moira! audition! Moi-ra! Moi-ra! Moi-ra! - Stop! That's cruel!

Well, I can't say no to anyone!

[Moira's entire bizarre singing performance with vocal runs and nonsense syllables]

Oh, that was... different.

Um, like, he brought all my stuff back, and I was like, this is great, but then at the same time I was just kinda like, I feel like I need my space right now.

So... but I'm really glad that I told him, and he took it really, really well.

That's a cute little wood thing, David. - Thank you, I made it.