The Throuple

Oh, I didn't recognize him clothed.

David, is he here to s...

Oh my God, I literally told him to never come back here while you people were home.

I just thought after last week, we decided to avoid the motel. Like, generally speaking.

David, what should we do? Should we be walking ahead, how far ahead should we be walking?

I'm just gonna walk, 'cause I don't even care what's going on right now. Keep walking, okay?! Walk, walk, walk!

I'm tasting metal, for some reason.

Well, I don't think Jake is here to see David. We can hear you. Very clearly.

Don't worry, David, I've been in this situation like, the most times, except I'm always the girl getting into the truck.

The least they could do is offer us a ride!

Yes, Twyla, I think I'll have the eggs, and brown toast, over easy, The eggs, not the toast.

Well, I went whitewater rafting, Oh no, well, that'll do it, I mean... Anyway, it's fine now. Yesterday it was this stabbing pain, but today it's more like a really intense throbbing.

Uh, who picked through my cake, and only left the icing? Who eats the icing?! What kind of barnyard were you raised in, where you just eat someone else's food?!

So you can share a boyfriend, but you can't share a piece of cake?

I'm not sharing a boyfriend, Stevie and I are both dating Jake, at the same time, like sexually evolved human beings.

We're not a 'throuple!'

When it comes to three people, David, there's always a favorite. It's just like how Mom likes you more.

That's not true, and please don't include Mom in an analogy about my relationship, thank you!

David, lunch today? - No. - Oh, okay. Well, I'll dine alone. See?! See what?

Alexis, I would be absolutely glee-ridden if you would have lunch with me.

Don't wanna set a bad example for the rest of the motel staff. I thought you were the only one that worked there. Yeah, that's another good reason to go.

Yeah, he's just very fragile. - He's like a snowflake.

Maybe I can get the kitchen to whip up a fresh batch of eggs for us volunteers.

No, I hear your concern, it's just apparently what geese do. No, it's not the town's problem, You're just going to have to watch where you step.

Well, just because my daughter and I don't do that sort of thing doesn't mean it's impossible!

If you're still there when we arrive, might we... perhaps push our tables together? Yeah, perhaps.

I took one tiny break to watch two episodes of 'Scandal' with Mrs. McCreary, while she waited for her dog!

I try to have lunch with my mom at least once a week. And sometimes lunch will turn into dinner, because we get carried away chatting

You'll get your dressing on the salad, like everyone else.

Okay, I'm starting to feel like I'm trapped in an Avril Lavigne lyric here. And while I not-so-secretly love Avril, and have paid very close attention to her battle with Lyme disease...

And while I not-so-secretly love Avril, and have paid very close attention to her battle with Lyme disease, um, I don't know why we're...

I'm trying to warn you... That you are going to be ending things with him. And I appreciate that, but message has been delivered. Loud and clear.

Yeah, no, I was just um... I was just doing squats, actually. Ugh!

No, well, a heavy salad might as well be a casserole.

'What's your favorite color?' - Black. - That's one of the questions!

That was a wine tasting tour, and I was seven years old! You could've used the spittoon, That's what the other children did.

I don't remember throngs.

What is your favorite season? Awards.

Or will you be taking turns?

Let's all be... with us. All of us. Together.

I think we all need to be in this together. Now, you've been with each other, and you've both been with me. Let's all be... with us.

No I wasn't. Uh, you showed up for the date. No I didn't. You're literally here in the restaurant!

But if it makes you feel any better, nobody hates me more than me. Generally speaking.

Joking when you're way too busy, trying to tell you how they want their food cooked. I've experienced a bit of that myself.

Well, that doesn't even begin to cover it!