Bob Currie

'this is our cabin.' / 'Oh, no, no, no. This is Roland and Jocelyn's cabin.' / 'No, they're a mile up the road.'

'we didn't realize that, uh, strangers would already be in the cabin when we locked it.'

Ain't she a beaut? / Boy, is she ever, Bob.

Oh Johnny, I told you not to take 'er on the highway. / Yeah, I'm sorry, Bob

I'll knock twenty bucks off. / You couldn't get twenty bucks for scrap! / All right, thirty bucks! / How about zero bucks?! / I wouldn't give you a dime for this! / Johnny, you're killing me here! / Fifty bucks!

I'll throw in a couple of floor mats, but that's my final offer! / Walking!

You know, they say death is just life except you're not here. You're somewhere else, you know? But... But that's okay because at least you're somewhere, you know? But when does... When does somewhere become there? And when does there become here?

Apparently, he was trying to unhook his belt from the ceiling fan and... apparently it... It got knotted around his neck.

But uh... Carl found the studs on that one.

She's not dead, but... She's been coughing a lot lately.

Either does Johnny, and he's not even related to me.

And uh, just so you know, garage opens at eight, but if you're here a few minutes before that, even better!

Hey Johnny, I just went out and got me a muffin. - Bob, a customer was just in here, and he was saying he had a problem with a muffler. - Oh yeah? What uh, what'd it end up being? - Well, I don't know, I didn't go out and look! - Oh?

Well, I don't expect you to know everything, but you know, if a client of yours came in here, I'd certainly talk to them. - Well, I hope you wouldn't.

Well, not that I have to worry, I know you're a little low on clients.

Well, if you feel like uh, you might like to implement a muffler, be my guest.

You got some clients, that's great news! - No, I was dealing with your customers!

Well, funny you should use that expression. Because Dick Sinson is gonna be riding his bike until we can get his car back for him!

Who's Dick Simpson? - I couldn't tell 'ya. But Dick Sinson is the fella whose car you just sold.

Jewish? I didn't know if I could say it.

But boy, do you all love your bagels! I mean I do too, and I'm not even uh... Jewish. You can say it, Bob.

I don't know why, it feels like a swear.

Well, that may be, but do you know how much a bagel oven costs? And Ivan here, he's willing to do it for free.

Let's turn this dream... Into green!

go with something a little more old testament?

I should probably see a business plan so I don't invest so much in another uh, hollow scheme.

I could say something pretty inappropriate right now. / Well, I'm hoping you don't. / No, but I could, that's a real set up.

If I didn't know any better, I might think you had a crush on me! / Well, that's... That's funny.

straight from the cow's breast, to your mouth

Gwen has already told me she won't wait for me

Your next big opportunity, that's who.

He didn't even look at my computer! That's how good he is.

there's uh... a cardboard box over there, you know, if you do feel like you wanna... you know, pack up your things.

Roland describing the new pulp mill floors as so clean 'you can eat your lunch off them'

I wouldn't mind playing, Bob. / Really?

Full house. Read 'em and weep. / And I think I come in second because I got a pair of Queens. / There's no second place, Roland.

Kosher? / And halal. / Gwen, you called it!

Well, Uh... You thought we were cheating? / No! No... I / No offense, but I don't need to cheat to beat any of you.

And Roland... well, you know... I don't even know if you know the rules. / I don't know all of them. No.

Those aren't for you. / How's that watch working out for you? / I love it. Thanks.

Bob's Bench... So is the bench.

Is-is there a bell I could ring?

Oh, I actually forgot what I was supposed to do up here!

It's a bit too European for my taste

I just had two cups of coffee, I don't wanna push my luck. I mean, these pants, they take like a year to unlace, so...

Gwen's not coming. Let's eat. / she left me. / I'm sorry, it's just all this, all this money talk, and all I can think about is how much I spent on this suit.

she said, 'I like bad boys,' and now she's holed up with our minister. She was bragging about a religious experience.

I don't mind a dirty room. I hope that doesn't sound as sad as... as it feels

Gwen used to love water. (Sobbing)

Uh, lucky Gwen, she has another one of her male cousins visiting. (Chuckles then sobs)

(High voice) Hello, I'm... I'm Gwen. - Oh...

What're the odds of... running into my marriage counselor here?

she's chosen to go with Gwen

You said they wouldn't ask

But she was a dead ringer for Gwen

I was really hoping to not talk shop