Driving Test

David saying his expired license is 'fine' when asked if he has it

Alexis reveals 'it took him like, 16 tries to get it last time' with gleeful specificity

Alexis gasping dramatically at David's expired license

David's increasingly desperate denials: 'It didn't take me 16 tries!'

The detailed recounting of David's multiple driving test failures

Moira's clinical diagnosis: 'crippling test anxiety'

Moira asking David to drive after just learning his license is expired

Moira saying 'It's fine' about her wallet/license in the exact same deflective way David did

David hoping to contract a deadly lung infection rather than do paperwork

Patrick's admission that he never looked at paperwork in his galleries

Patrick's non-answer when David asks if it ever came together

David being 'the owner of a very sad business with one under-performing employee'

Patrick's escalating time periods for 'stepping away' (15 minutes to 2 hours)

David's flat rejection: 'Oh yeah, that's not gonna happen right now'

Patrick saying he needs a valid driver's license to run errands

David's perceptive observation: 'Hmm, that's really perceptive' when Patrick says it's not a good time to ask

Alexis having licenses in seven different countries

Alexis having an 'F' Class license for transport trucks

Alexis mentioning parallel parking in a burka

Alexis asking David to hold the wheel while she checks her phone

Alexis having a 7-year-old drive her around Mumbai

Stevie's sobbing interrupting Johnny and Moira's complaint about the faucet

Moira diagnosing it as 'boy troubles, no doubt'

Moira's dramatic description of the dripping: 'the incessant tap, tap, tap... Oh, it's so irritating, Stevie'

Moira's immediate assumption: 'Oh, boy troubles, no doubt'

Moira offering Stevie a pill to forget her problems for two days

Johnny's wounded response: 'Well, I didn't realize I had a downtick, Moira'

Moira's offer to get Stevie 'a pill... going to make you forget every last one of those irrational thoughts for at least two days!'

David asking the driving examiner 'people aren't thinking about you the way that you're thinking about you'

Alexis saying she walks through life 'in really nice shoes'

Johnny's 'temporary fix' being a sandwich bag secured with an elastic

Johnny's business advice: 'when that idea comes, it's going to appear so obvious' followed immediately by Stevie's practical suggestion about charging full price

Johnny's pivot from first to 'second or third idea' being the keeper

Roland describing the new pulp mill floors as so clean 'you can eat your lunch off them'

The driving examiner calling David 'Derek'

David asking if the examiner cares about him 'in the car' after learning he's done eight tests today

Moira's confession: 'You didn't get the money, did you?' followed by elaborate excuse about robbing Johnny of necessity

David's revelation about being constantly worried about Alexis being held hostage in 'East Asian palaces'

Ray advising against partnering with someone with 'no capital, no contacts, no industry experience'

Johnny's 'fixed' tap now making the hot water come out of the cold tap

The tap can't be turned off and is burning Alexis's hand

Johnny's proud declaration 'See? No drip' while chaos ensues around broken faucet