The Face Painter

It's not like somebody died. It's Beaches, for God's sake.

I can't see making a big move like going all the way over there. I can't. I won't.

But when you're talking about a movie like Beaches... moving from the chair to the couch... that's quite a voyage.

Understudies, now, they're a shifty bunch. The substitute teachers of the theater world.

Hey, you know what, I didn't like the show, I didn't like you. You just really stunk. The whole thing, real bad. Stinkaroo.

I didn't have change for the bus. Nobody will give you change. So they threw me off the bus.

Sunny tell a knock-knock joke.

Because this woman came in with a dog... and Ruby calls the dog the same word they were saying... when they were pointing at me.

You know, maybe in Korean, 'dog' isn't an insult. It could be like the word 'fox' to us. 'Oh, she's a dog!'

Sold religious articles. Statues of Jesus, the Virgin Mary, manufactured in Korea.

In fact, he once spoke to the Reverend Sun Myung Moon.

Boy, they really stick to that understudy rule.

My frankfurter. My frankfurter fell. Oh, no. It was really good. I can't believe that I dropped it.

It's okay. It's just a hot dog. Don't worry, everything's gonna be okay. It was really good.

What flavors do they have? ... How about pineapple? ... No pineapple. Just cherry, lemon and tutti-frutti.

He bought two Jesus statues from me. He's a hell of a nice guy. You ever seen that face on him? It was like a big apple pie.

No one's touching my feet. Between you and me, Elaine, I think I got a foot-odor problem.

I say we back her off with a little chin music, you know what I mean?

Caught that, what is it, Beaches, on cable last night. 'Wind Beneath My Wings,' huh? Give me a break.

You stink. What's that? Nothing. Nothing.

I had an affair with a Korean woman. No, I feel I need to unburden myself.

Which means, 'This guy... this is not my kind of guy.'

I got the pineapple! I got the pineapple!

Oh, my God, Bette's hurt! The understudy's boyfriend probably put him up to it.

It's just a game! Oh, God!

And I saw Beaches last night for the fourth time.

While playing softball in the park, Ms. Midler was injured when another player thoughtlessly rammed her at home plate

This is the first time in my life that anyone has ever done anything like this for me.

My Broadway takes people like you and eats them up and spits them out. My Broadway is the Broadway of Merman and Martin and Fontanne.

Okay, that's it. Where's my tail? I heard every word you said.

It reminds me of when I was a young girl in Korea and I met an American businessman. He was a very unusual man. Quick-tempered, with a strange, halting way of speaking.

This man also refuses to take his shoes off.

So you brought in a spy? Now, take your dry, bitten nails and get out!

And if I see one piece of dark meat on there, it's your ass, buster.

If I don't get a black-and-white cookie, I'm not gonna be very pleasant to be around. Now, that's impossible.

Does he really give a damn about what those things cost or is he just acting?

Well, that's the best way to get someplace you've never been.

Very soft. Huge button flaps, cargo pockets, drawstring waist, deep bi-swing vents in the back, perfect for jumping into a gondola.

That's my coat. You mean--? Yes. I'm J. Peterman.

People are yelling out 'Gillooly.'

You should go to prison, eat prison food the rest of your life. Get out. Get out, each of you. Each and every one of you, get out of my cab!

Sophisticated yet different, without making a huge fuss about it. Rich, dark-brown calfskin leather. Matching linen vamp. Men's whole and half sizes, 7 through 13, price $135.

This innocent-looking shirt has something which isn't innocent at all. Touchability.

Between you and me... I think your country is placing a lot of importance on shoe removal.

You stopped short with me? We don't do that in Korea. Take me home! I never want to see you again.

What is it? It's Macaroni Midler! See how you're singing?

You are so freaking talented.

So you don't cry when your grandmother dies... but a hot dog makes you lose control?

Look at my shoelace. I can't do it like this. Please let me start it over? Please?