Woman

You would have to be a real loser to try something like that.

That's too bad... because I really have a thing for bald guys with glasses.

I've never been able to be with just one person. I can, however, carry on strictly physical relationships which can last for years and years.

Who are you? - Oh, you don't want to know, mister. I'm trouble. Big trouble.

I'm gonna count to three. If you don't give up the chair... the wig is coming off. - I don't wear a wig. - One...

I just like to have a few drinks... and then just let the guy do whatever he wants.

Would you close your eyes a second? I want to tell you a secret about my bra.

Eight dollars? What are you doing, robbing me? I wasted my whole morning on you for $8?

Congratulations. / What for? / Well, you're pregnant. / What? / You're not pregnant? / No, I'm not pregnant. / Are you sure you're not pregnant? / Yes, I'm sure!

Excuse me, what street are we on? I don't know. You don't know? I don't know. How could you not know what street you're on? You don't know.

Get away from me, you creep. Yes. Yes, it worked! Sister Roberta. I still got time to catch her.

You're not a psycho... Exactly. You're not a psycho.

Well, I think we've proven who the psycho is. We certainly have.

How much would it cost to clean this? -Oh, about $13. -Thirteen? Well, I can't afford that. Well, I'm sorry.

I can't let you do this. -I want to. -But it isn't right. I can't. -Give me the clothes. Jerry, please. What about her? -Oh, the hell with her.

There you go, Mrs. Seinfeld. With your 25 percent discount, it comes to $17.80. Here you go. Excuse me, this isn't mine. Oh, yes, it is. Your husband brought it in himself.

Thick, lustrous hair is important to me.

I don't think I've ever seen a man driving a Saab convertible. Still haven't.