The Costume Party

God knows, I hate to interrupt the important conversations I know you're all having

What is that, 'Mulch'? Mulcher? Melcher. Terrible handwriting. Nerves go first, huh, Maxie?

A lovely calendar depicting 12 different scenes of American highways. Use it in good health.

Rodriguez, 993. Murphy... Louie... Beat it, Max.

Look, uh, Jeff, if anybody wants me, I'll be in the library.

I'm always finding stuff people leave behind... Old magazines, gloves, meat... Not good meat... chewy.

Anything that goes into Louie's cage vanishes from the face of the earth. Yes, with the definite exception of Louie himself.

Latka! What the hell is this, Iwo Jima?

Ten bucks, Wheeler.

Go! Shoo! Shoo! Scram, mush, mush!

Oh! A pen! Good. Good. Hey, Iggy! Look, I got a pen.

I've never seen a human being experience such joy. A human being couldn't.

There isn't any Norman Zelnick.

We're just snooping through his briefcase. And loving every minute of it.

'Wednesday, lunch, Liza.' Minnelli. Doesn't say. Got to be.

So, the only way you're not gonna look as crazy as you are is if I look as crazy as you are?

Oh, you mean, if I go to this one party it's gonna save me from Dripdom?

Too bad, Lou. Yeah. We'll tell you all about it afterwards. Right. Bye-bye, Lou. I'll give your regards to Woody.

Hey. It's the Andrews Sisters. Hey. You guys look great. How'd you know it was us?

Well, I'm not too big a man to admit that I was right.

Oh, my God! They hit Pearl Harbor again?

No, Jim, this is a costume party, remember? You were supposed to wear an outfit.

I look wigged out, huh?

Oh, they're Dramamine. See, I get a little seasickness on boats. This boat is tied to the pier, Bob. Yeah-yeah, I know, but it's the motion that gets to me.

But don't go away. It might wear off.

You again. Everywhere I go, he's there.

I've heard he was always good to Tonto. I was getting to that, Jim.

You could take him a fish.

What makes them so special? I know exactly what you're saying, Alex. And I bet there's plenty of famous people that nobody even knows about.

Oh, yeah, kind of. I threw up on him.

Might have given 'Hi. Nice party' a try first, Bob.

Celebrities don't ask other celebrities for their autographs.

First... first here is George Hanson. It says, 'Best wishes to my buddy, Latka.' And next here is, uh... 'Nice costume, Latka.' Signed... is signed by Fran Petricini.

You know, suddenly, I'm not so sure we are where we think we are.

Boy, I know that feeling.

Woody Allen would have been about four years old in World War II. I didn't know when he got started in show business.

That means I didn't throw up on Hal Prince. You're still young.

Hi. I'm Alex Rieger. I'm Gus Bates. Wait up, you guys!

♪ Bei mir bist du schön ♪ Please let me explain ♪ 'Bei mir bist du schön' means that you're grand ♪