Fathers Of The Bride

Tony describes his mundane daily routine, then says he was 'thinking I had it made' when Bobby calls it depressing

Louie asks Alex a normal human question, then Alex asks about Louie's cockroach problem as his reciprocal 'normal' question

A cockroach appears right after they discuss Louie's cockroach problem

Louie tells someone 'Looked like you, Iggy' about the cockroach

Banta claims 'This is America' when Louie kicks him out, Louie responds 'No, it isn't! This garage is Louie Land. You want to go to America? Go outside.'

Someone describes Alex's eyes as 'bulging like a frog's in heat'

Louie tells someone to stick around because Alex will need their 'ample bosom to cry on'

Louie delivers the devastating news that Alex's daughter is getting married and didn't invite 'the man whose glands gave her birth'

Alex says about raising his daughter: 'You give them two of the best years of your life'

Louie's mother's wisdom: 'You're better off raising tomatoes. You can eat 'em.'

Louie trying to comfort Alex: 'Come on, it's not like it's money. Come on.'

Alex: 'Rio De Janeiro to here... Do you know how far that is? Six thousand... eight hundred and forty-two miles.'

'The Brazilian mail system is government-run with an annual budget of 27,485,000 pesetas.'

Character admits: 'I wasn't even sure if pesetas was the right money'

Alex says about the cost of calling Brazil: 'You just went to the well once too often'

Tony misunderstands that Alex gave his daughter an estate in Majorca as a wedding gift

Alex on phone: 'I'm calling from New York City on a middle-class income'

Louie coaching Alex: 'Reel her in, Rieger. She's bitten the hook. Reel her in!'

Doorman checking list: 'Because it's on the list that tells me you're not on the list.'

Elaine asking for a light: 'You don't have a cigarette.' 'We don't need a cigarette.'

Character explains their instant chemistry with a stranger as something their 'older brother' (Alex) doesn't like

Alex says his ex-wife walked out 'before they accepted my application at the cab academy'

Alex seeing Phyllis: 'It looks like she put on a couple of extra pounds here and there... and everywhere.'

Phyllis is introduced pulling up Carlo's socks, saying 'I was just pulling up his socks, dear' when caught

Phyllis: 'I hear they have those electronic meters now.'

Phyllis asks about female cab drivers: 'Where else would all the little cab drivers come from?'

Alex's Freudian slip: 'you haven't lost a daughter, you've gained a ton' instead of 'gained a son'

At the wedding, a man warns his dance partner about Alex: 'Don't let him' and 'He looks like a bad dancer'

Phyllis accuses Alex: 'You've been sneaking out and taking dancing lessons, haven't you?'

Rapid-fire exchange: 'I was afraid I may have hurt your feelings.' 'You wish you could hurt my feelings.' 'Look, if I hurt your feelings...' 'You didn't hurt my feelings.' etc.

Phyllis threatens: 'You get your hands off me or I'll charge you for half this wedding'

Phyllis criticizes Alex's apology: 'You took me all the way in here to do what you had to do as badly as you just did it?'

Phyllis reveals she gained 27 pounds and had to let out her month-old dress three times

Alex mimics Phyllis and she snaps: 'I hate being mimicked. I hate it!'

Alex and Phyllis have a moment where he accurately guesses what she was thinking, leading to 'Lucky guess'

Phyllis's vulnerable admission: 'Or find my buttons anymore'

Alex's gallant response: 'Well, listen, if they ever get up a search party...'

Alex's crude observation: 'Five minutes later, you would've had a better gift'

Alex comments on the final hug: 'Whoa, we're just being crazy, you know?'