Elegant Iggy

B... L... O... R... F. Blorf.

That isn't a word. Is it? No! I'm sorry, Jim, but that's not a word... blorf. Yes? Did someone call me? No. Oh, I thought I heard someone say Blorf. Blorf was my nickname in the old country.

'How many points?' - Jim asks about his made-up word

Kids can be cruel.

I-I thought it was a religious service.

And Alex... is not a beautiful girl.

Oh, boy, that was a piece of cake!

I-I... I never tire of hearing that.

A dozen lamb chops... Or navel oranges. I forget which.

Boy, I thought that was an ugly gown.

The concert is tomorrow. Oh. No problem. I brought a book.

If you want to race the clock.

Well, she could lose a pound or two.

If I were ten years younger, I'd steal him away from you.

How does squab sound? Something like this. [Jim makes squab sound]

I'm rapid reading. It's a new power reading method I'm learning. Pretty impressive, isn't it? I'll say. Wow. What are you reading? I have no idea. You don't know what you're reading? Not a word.

Anything need rubbing?

Alex, you weren't there last night when the conductor walked down to the podium and Jim yelled, 'Down in front!'

Alex, this is a man who, during the slow passages, rolled up his program and blew salted nuts into the tuba.

Yeah, two million years of evolution.

Either way, it's heartbreak hotel for Iggy.

Do what you have to do, but do it gentle... and quick.

The clerk told me that it would pay for itself in six months if I became the Ambassador to the Court of St. James.

This would be a lot easier without the humming. / It sure would. Where's that coming from? / From you.

It would kill me.

For a movie? / Yeah. / Oh, yeah. Oh.

For a movie? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh.

simply laugh knowingly and walk away.

Baby, why don't you and I get together?

Beats me. It's getting so I can listen to anything.

You're looking at him.

'I wish I were dead.' - Elaine's reaction to being introduced as Jim's sponsor

My impression of a water cooler.

He's a veteran! Oh.

He's a veteran!

Oh, the hell with it!

Oh, the hell with it! [stops playing abruptly]

I must've had music lessons!

Did I have a good time tonight?