Office Romance

The charges were immediately denied by denny's grand Imperial wizard.

Ex-wife lorena has offered to do the circumcision.

Bob Barker:Barker denies the charges, saying he's been spayed and neutered since '89.

Darlene:You said you weren't coming last year, and you ended up winning the sack race.

Larry:Yeah. Well, you know, I'd do anything to win the sack race.

Hank:Couple of rats got caught in the mechanism.

Larry:How long before I come back around?

Artie:I'll cancel the ranch. And the rest of us can sit in a sensory deprivation tank and see who takes a shit first.

Larry:You feel like you're sitting in the gift shop of the u.N.

Larry:I believe it's so she can use the diamond lane.

Artie:A thousand bucks says this means big trouble.

Larry:Make it an even 2,000.

Artie:I've never been so turned on in my life.

Larry:Oh, me neither.

Artie:This is the easiest 2,500 I've ever made.

Artie:Oh, me neither. This is the easiest 2,500 I've ever made.

Larry:It ain't dipped in gold. Like I'm supposed to know what that means.

Hank:Well, I'm not into interracial dating, 'cause it just, uh...Never works. I mean, sex is good, but in the morning, the cultural differences start to rear their ugly heads.

Larry:I believe that cultural differences would happen with you and any woman.

Hank Kingsley:Back off, jack.

Hank:Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Darlene:Screw him. It's not like it's a dog or--

Hank:How about the time Tipper Gore complained about my breath? Because I think Larry was a little pissed about that. But my god. I-- I had an infection.

Phil:Did you guys fuck between the 9th and 10th floor?

Phil:Next week it'll be Bill Clinton and who else, Hillary?

Clinton is in deep trouble with whitewater. Remember the days when he was only in trouble with white women?

Clinton is in deep Trouble with whitewater. Remember the days when He was only in trouble With white women?

Sadly, it turned out to be gene rayburn.

Larry:With the olsen twins?

Paula:I thought you said it made me look like Pat Benatar's shorter, fatter sister.

Larry:No, I said 'cuter.'

Should we keep saget? And he'd be like that. Like, should we get rid of cagney and lacey? He'd be like that.

Phil:Now I'm doubly screwed because I went a whole month without having an orgasm.

Darlene:Well, guess what. So did i.

Phil:Well, that's the point, right?

Phil:You and paula are not best friends. You're girls.

Phil:You and paula are Not best friends. You're girls.

Darlene:I could never leave Hank.

Larry:Next? Ahem!

Beverly:Twice in one day is two times too many.

Paula:It's got A flashlight, Compass, stopwatch. I can do anything With this.

Larry:She's not a thinker. The blond hair? Big breasts?

Paula:You should have kept jerry and fired phil for being a lying prick.

Phil:I will sue the Show. I want you To know that.

Artie:You'll be getting the bill from the browning dealer for this sweetheart. 5 grand. I'll pay the extra grand.

Larry:Load it.

Artie:Well, I thought we agreed that our evening of bliss was an event best not repeated.

Larry Sanders:Well, you picked a fine Time to tell me this.

Larry:And it was 3 evenings.

Larry:I want my money back.