Health Care

Pam ! Pamela, Pamelamela Ding Dong ! Making copies.

I'm not making any copies.

I give them food. Not directly, but through the money...

Does that make me their doctor?

Yes... In a way... Yeah, like a specialist.

I think it was you who didn't look closely enough at the 'gold plan'.

I'm not even on that plan. Well I recommend it, it's very good.

It's not gonna be a popular decision around the old orifice.

Yeah, when have you ever done that? I'm doing it, right now. To you.

No, I have a life. Interesting, what's that like? You should try it sometime. But then who would watch my TV?

Anytime Michael asks me to do anything I just tell me that Dwight should do it.

If this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.

how many people can I fire? None, you're picking a healthcare plan.

Yes, I have an office. Bigger than his! No, you cannot use it.

In the wild, there is no healthcare. In the wild healthcare is 'How, I hurt my leg... I can't run, a lion eats me, and I'm dead.'

Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead!

Still no one calling.

Uh, knock, please. Please knock, this is an office. It says workspace.

I don't need them, superior genes. I'm a Schrute... And superior brain power. Through concentration I can raise

Why would you want to raise your cholesterol? So I can lower it.

Cuts ? what ? Dwight did you make cuts? Yeah you said go in the... No no no no no.

They're out there thinking 'Wow ! My boss really cares about me. He has a surprise, he's cool. What a great guy, I love him. I love him.'

Couldn't find the knock.

So let's say that my teeth turn to liquid And then, they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that? I thought you said you were inventing diseases? That's spontaneous 'dentohydroplosion'

This is my world, this is improv, this it 'whose line is it anyway'. Damn it ! damn it ! Jim !

Hot dog fingers. Government created killer nano robot infection

Killer Nano Robots ? It's an epidemic.

Count Choculitis. Sounds tough.

Let me out or you're fired. No, you can't fire me. Yes I can, I'm manager for the day. Clean out your desk.

Ok, can you hold on one second, I'm getting a bip.

Dwight, listen to me very carefully, you are not a manager of anything. Understand ?

Hey, temp, why don't you take two. Because you don't get healthcare, and faster metabolism.

Could you mean vagina ? Because if you do I want that covered.

I thought your vagina was removed during you hysterectomy. A uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina.

Someone has it.

Hi, I'm Mork from Ork. Well I'm Bork for Smork. anounanouzoubliblublu

We all think you don't have a surprise.

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