Character Analysis
Mrs. Krabappel
Played by Marcia Wallace
51 jokes across 21 episodes of The Simpsons
12.9
51
6.9
6.6
Character Comedy
Mrs. Krabappel delivers 51 scored jokes across 21 episodes of The Simpsons, averaging 6.9 on craft and 6.6 on impact for a career WAR of 12.9. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Mrs. Krabappel Lines
'No teacher shall be held accountable if Bart Simpson dies.' / We're also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake.
Because Mr. Krabappel chased something fluffy down a rabbit hole.
These tests will have no effect on your grades. They merely determine your future social status and financial success. If any.
Bart, you are the closest thing to a man in my life and that's so depressing I think I'm going to cry.
Bart, have you ever read 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf'? I'm halfway through it! I swear!
All Jokes — 31 total
These tests will have no effect on your grades. They merely determine your future social status and financial success. If any.
The song will be 'John Henry Was a Steel Drivin' Man.' / Can I pick the song? / No.
While I'm technically married, it hasn't been much of a marriage since Mr. Krabappel moved out.
Mrs. Krabappel, you're trying to seduce me. / Well? / I'm sorry. You're very nice, but it's the children I love.
Hey! Look at me! I'm Skinner's body. / That is not funny. / I heard he's buried under his parking spot. / I heard he was ground into hamburger for lunch. / I heard Bart had him killed.
Hey, where's Joey? [Joey ] Mrs. Krabappel I really need my drumsticks. Come and get 'em!
Did they have yo-yos? No, they did not have yo-yos. Did the Indians have yo-yos? No, they did not have yo-yos!
Here you go... Just kidding. Here you go... Just kidding.
What about Principal Skinner? Let's just say his mommy won't let him out to play.
What about Coach Fortner? Glug, glug, glug, glug...
What about groundskeeper Willy? Ugh! I won't even tell you what that guy's into.
Bart, you are the closest thing to a man in my life and that's so depressing I think I'm going to cry.
It's a date.
It's such a nice day today. Let's have detention outside. It's a date.
Great.Just keep packing them in, Seymour. We should discuss this later.
All my friends are back in Phoenix and this town has a weird smell that you're all probably used to but I'm not. It takes about six weeks.
Because Mr. Krabappel chased something fluffy down a rabbit hole.
Most of you will never fall in love and marry out of fear of dying alone.
Oh, no, Mrs. Krabappel. If I don't get a 'C' average, my dad won't let me go to Kamp Krusty. Well, it isn't fair to the other children, but all right.
I'd also like to add, as I gaze upon your beauty... I've never seen an angel fly so low. Forget it, short pants.
Have a 'D'-lightful summer! [Laughing]
Bart, have you ever read 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf'? I'm halfway through it! I swear!
God bless America. But my classroom is not a democracy. Ha!
I know they seem a little uncomfortable right now. But eventually your bones will change shape. I've lost all feeling in the left side of my body.
Now, unfortunately our school clocks have been running fast all semester... so today we all have to stay two extra hours to make up for the time we lost.
That's okay, Bart. I trust you.
Let's see. We have no A's. So let's go right to the B's. Bart.
Who can tell me the capital of Spain? Bart Simpson. The square root of 36? Bart Simpson. Who freed the slaves? Bart Simpson.
Bart Simpson, stop raising your hand. You haven't had one right answer today.
'No teacher shall be held accountable if Bart Simpson dies.' / We're also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake.
Well, I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer vacation starts at the end of the day, not the beginning. Quick work. How'd you know he was gonna run? We've got someone on the inside.