Staff Infection

So this isn't bad, right? just like a normal Saturday. You don't have to drive so slow. I can ride my bike by myself. This actually doesn't go any faster.

Nice instincts, son. Good reflexes.

I ain't going to squeal, man. I ain't going to... Oh, I'm not frightened! God!

Lindsay, say something to scare me. ...me. Nope. Nothing. Thanks for trying though.

You know what I ought to do? I ought to check myself into a men's penal colony. Perhaps your father could get me in.

Which isn't a name... but the Korean word for 'hello'.

Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit.

Buster had an unfortunate encounter in a photo booth on the wildlife-populated island of Catalina.

We can't have them hanging around like freeloaders, looking for an easy buck.

Illusion, Mom. And I'm the president of that company.

They made me apply for a membership card. It was humiliating.

Does that mean I have to go to your office to get mine, too, or how's that work?

Well, I usually ask Kitty, uh, but she's not around... and you're the only one here I've ever seen before.

You quit college. Yeah, well, I had a job. What was the point?

Michael, it's Friday. Everybody coasts on Friday. It's actually Saturday.

Uh, Lindsay. Hello. The phones. Well, you said 'staff.'

What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?

Bob? Bob? Bob? Bob? Bob?

Yeah, I guess. Sorry. Yeah. I'm just bored. That's okay. I guess he just likes work more than he likes you.

The warden could easily be black. Oh! Yes.

And I can't put you into 212, because there's already another actor... researching a role in there... Steve Buscemi.

And I can't put you into 212, because there's already another actor researching a role in there... Steve Buscemi.

You know, that Kitty is starting to sound pretty damn sexy to me. Maybe I oughta... That was Lindsay.

The guy's like the world's biggest chicken. I'm not a chicken. Yeah, he's not a chicken. He just doesn't like confined spaces, that's all. No, it's both.

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my bottom and get back to work. My bottom!

Hey, pick up the pace, douche bag! Michael! You too, candy ass! 'Candy ass.'

What happened to the lights? Isn't this better? Doesn't this just wanna make you curl up and forget about the world?

I told you, these people are sheep. All right? They'll wander off, and you'll lose the sheep. You've lost the sheep.

In the parking lot, the employees boarded the bus... Lupe had rented for her family reunion... thinking Lindsay had reserved it to take them to lunch.

So the employees headed off to Catalina... providing the surveillance team that had installed the lighting... with the opportunity they needed. The place is empty. All right. Let's get in there and bring this company down.

Uh, okay, what say from now on we call you David Ben-Avram? What are you doing to my guy here?

There's the Jewish notion of heaven and that... that it can be attained here on Earth... and there is your belief in the cleansing power of the pipe.

Tobias, what the hell are you doing here? I'm here to study with you, to learn from you. Teach me. There's no teaching. There's no teaching.

And who is this shiny building of a man? Oh, I'm very scared right now.

He no have father? Older lady adopt him too? No, he have father. Father no love him.

I went to beach once. Next thing I know, I'm in crate next to pig.

Hola. Is Rosa still alive? No? Hmm. Okay. This is not my day.

You got paid? I thought we were all making sacrifices. Yeah, well, maybe it's time for some of those big shots at the Bluth Company... to start making some sacrifices.

Don't listen to him. He'll never stand up to the man. He's a chicken. A chicken.

My whole life you've called me a chicken, but that's over now. I have nothing to prove. That is not how a chicken sounds. Chickens don't clap!

Yeah, I'm definitely gonna need a cushion.

Hey, who's ready to have some fun?

Oh, no. Where is... Where's my phone? I used it to dig the 'B' unit. You what? I'll get it. No, no. You're gonna ruin it! What am I doing?

Great. Now we're never gonna finish phase three, and everything's gonna fall apart. This whole thing is gonna cave in, and we're gonna be left with a bunch of... Great. Now my sand castle has a giant pool in it.

He knew his father had always loved him... but at this moment, he was actually holding the proof in his hands.

Wow. Who won?

I'm a professor of American Studies... at the University of Mexico City. I took a dance class there.

Well, let's discuss this bunking situation. You'll be sleeping under me for a while. I sold you for a pack of cigarettes.

Whoa! Whoa! What are you folks doin' on this part of the mountain? We're lost. Well, I can give you a ride back into town. Come on. Let's go. Buck, Banjo, get on up here. Come on, boy.