The Righteous Brothers

That can't be good.

You know this isn't a real house? It's a model house.

Plus, there's a lot of blue paint down there. And some pieces of denim?

I believe there's a freeloading loser in my bed.

Buster! The Cornballer! [Both Screaming] [Sizzling]

The only reason she likes him is he has hair. And the only reason he has any is because he's never had any stress.

Hey, man! Yeah!

Remember that French movie we tried to sneak into once- Dangerous Cousins? No, l-Why? Did we- [Stammering] I don't remember that, no.

George Michael remembered very well. In fact, he currently had a copy of the DVD hidden in his sock drawer.

The studio at which she'd finagled a job had hoped to avoid controversy by artlessly explaining that the two leads weren't biological cousins.

But it's only 71 minutes long. And it's only, like, 63 minutes long.

I mean, if it maintains any of the complex eroticism of the French original anyway.

Do I work- I developed an eating disorder being your assistant, Michael.

I never saw you at the desk. Well, excuse me if I was too busy on my knees in front of the toilet, Michael.

I feel like a- [Bleeps] idiot.

Oh, this is my fault too? Everything- No. No! I will not let this make me eat! [Sobbing]

Say good-bye to these. Spring break! Whoo!

Shall I knock Dad out and chain him to a pipe somewhere? Or should I risk another herpes outbreak with Kitty?

I assumed that you were talking about the mutual fund and not a compact disc of you singing to your hand.

It ain't easy bein' white / It ain't easy bein' brown / All this pressure to be bright / I got childrens all over town

Sometimes- Hey, where'd the guy go?

Crying like a couple of girls. Aw, you're the only one crying.

Franklin didn't want to kiss at all. Gob had soaked the puppet's mouth in ether.

Well, maybe the fact that we don't know if we're together or not is a sign that we should split again. Or stay split up.

[Imitating George Sr.] I cherish you, Gob. Come here and give me a kiss. I'm driving, Dad. [As George Sr.] Now!

It's not even open. Michael!

I can tell you who it's not. It's not Bull. It's not Harry Anderson. He's white. I know who it is.

'Oftentimes the heart acts without consulting the head, and thusly'- Oh, I see you wasted no time in filling my seat hole.

It's the last time you're going to be seeing these. How ironic. I just found out I'm staying.

Wow, you are so real. Why can't I meet someone like you?

I recently heard that the actor, John Larroquette, was looking for a meaty character piece.

Are those balls? 'Cause the last time we were here, they were balls.

I wish they were balls.

Right between the gearbox and the 'pull back from aircraft' lever.

And guess what else? Dad kissed me. How? He looked pretty unconscious in that picture. I didn't say he was totally into it.

Oh, the cousin one? I can't believe it. I was just gonna ask you to go. No, I want to get the whole church group together. We're gonna picket those bastards.

It's a satire! There's nothing funny about fornication! The bastard saw us!

Pop secret? Pop se- Is Oscar my real father?

Your husband's dating Kitty the whore. He is? That's- That's horrible. Do I know my daughter? She only wants what she can't have.

I said 'cot.'

My father is my uncle!

[British Accent] You've ruined the act, Gob.

So say good-bye to these, because it's the last time-

Yeah. It's the best 52 minutes you'll spend all day.

This isn't Marc Cherry's house.

I don't think we're supposed to shower right now, Bus-

Mommy's gonna take a bath with a bottle of wine.

Uh-oh. Gob had hidden his father under a house that had just collapsed.

Gob had hidden his father under a house that had just collapsed.

But he got free- the pipes I chained him to weren't connected to anything.

I'm sick of you needing constant validation for screwing up.

First, I'm gonna beat the crap out of you, then I'm gonna call an ambulance. Then knowing you, I'm gonna have to wait for some kind of an apology.

But there was no time, and getting even with his brother was reward enough.

Well, I didn't lose him. But he's all puckered and white. On the plus side, you can take him to lunch at the club now.