Blockheads

God, I just hope there are no kids on that plane. 500 bucks they find a dead kid...

Smartphone, stupid man.

But George Michael was proving more adept at lying than anyone suspected.

At least he wasn't drunk and bitching about Don Ameche not knowing his lines in Cocoon.

But now, I wouldn't even think of my son as my brother. Although, in fairness, this is something a Bluth brother would do.

It's George Michael's Arrested Development.

That's it for me. You guys keep playing. Oh, too funny.

Who would you like us to call in case of an emergency? My dad.

Well, you know older guys... the night ends for them at 8:00.

And I've already got some birth control in me that I paid for myself, and I'd hate to let it go to waste.

family first, unless there's a work thing, and then work first.

I have said that, too.

Okay, first you 'F' me with Fakeblock

Not against the rules. Still a little weird, don't you think? But not against the rules.

This is no longer a peace pizza. That is a war pizza.

Well, I suppose anything goes in a dorm.

Well, I aim to not please.

Oh, my God, they sound like terrible people. Oh, they were.

If she were to learn that he was merely a wood block player with a heightened ability to track the passage of time, perhaps she would rightly feel lack of pretention should be a given.

24. Yes, it was, uh, right in here.

This is like making love with the Wright brothers in their bicycle shop. I'm sure she just meant one of them.

Hey, how about her knowing they had a bicycle shop?

Action. Tweet and drive. Yeah, that was good, but it's 'text.' And we need the word 'don't.'

Oh, right, yeah, 'cause, uh, we're twins, and, uh, we have no sense of ourselves as individuals. That's right.

The twins were proud to show that they voted differently from one another.

I guess one head's better than two, huh? Twin hater.

We've been dealing with 'twincists' like you all our lives.

Bender from Futurama. I almost wrote that.

I happened to remember how much you love bologna.

He didn't think George Michael liked bologna.

Can't lie to you, George Michael, it's a forget-me-now.

Take a pill to forget your problems. Take a pill to go to sleep. And take a pill to forget your problems. Need an erection, take a pill. Need to forget your problems, take a pill. Take a pill and your problems are forgotten. Just take a pill.

Ninja please.

22? You look 16. He's 22! He's 22, but looks 16.

It's like it's everyone's birthday.

We said no clothes, Carlos. Hat is not clothes. A hat is clothes.

Guys, maybe... maybe we can't play skins versus skins. Tops versus bottoms?

No, this is my son, Lem Depardieu.

In fact, it was the folks in the pool who were more at risk of being near Lem than he was of them.

I take things too serious. I take things too seriously. I need to note which one of those is correct, because I sound like a horse's ass when I alternate between the two of them.

'Serioush' is nothing. That's not a word.

Maeby, you're fired!

So... you're the other guy.

She wants it easily-breezily

I want you to know that I think that I've been coming on a little bit too strong... and we're walking down the aisle

Was that fun for you? No.

Are you gonna call me? If I'm in traffic.

♪ I just stole this fair young miss ♪ ♪ From a big shot, George Mahar... ♪

You're out of the movie

I mean, who would not want to raise their kids here?

Oh, great... pain fades slowly. Quickly.

I would rather have sex with someone because they thought I was someone else than not have sex with someone because they thought I was me.

Well, I figured who better than the Chinese to build a wall. But, no, I couldn't afford them, so I... I hired, um, they're technically Mongols, I guess.

A horde. That's the minimum. They don't come in anything less than a horde.

they're gonna have a major Mongolian beef with us

Yeah, so, I'm George Maharis, and, uh... and Fakeblock is real... Let's put up this wall

So there better be two Rebels in here, am I right?

How'd you know about the photo booth?

But like the victim of a roofie circle, having taken one was the only memory he had lost.

Hey, Gobie. It's Tony. We still on for our sex date tonight?

That left hand might be difficult to cuff. Trouble cuffing him. I'm not a monster!

Love each other