Joshua

Anyway, she burned all of my clothes. I got away with this suit and what turned out to be a skirt.

It wasn't much fun dropping it off at the dry cleaners in the skirt.

That would be fantastic! My nephew is crazy about the Knicks!

I left my wallet here on purpose. Really? Yes. I just wanted to see you again.

'How you doing?'

You're into hard-core S & M, right? -Well, I guess. -I'm kidding.

It's comfortable. You could really flash somebody in this.

Why not? / Well, because... we get a lot of... / They ruin it for everybody.

What was that? / Just an anti-theft device. / Then what's this? / You need that too, because a thief could just tear this up.

Quick! He's looking. Say something funny. / Like what? / What's so funny? / I said, 'Like what?' / Now that's a thinker.

Care for a cherry? / No, thanks. / I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.

You okay? / You all right?

You can't leave yet. You have to stay. We've got the whole big thing planned. / What big thing? / Spin-the-bottle works like this: I spin the bottle.

Nice costume.

That was really great. But I gotta take off. / Take the bra off.

I don't wear suits to work. And I bought six of them from you.

But- / No 'but.' 'But' is never good. Let's leave it at 'l like you and you like me.' / Okay. However- / No, that's a fancy 'but.'

You're a pathetic loser, right? / Oh, yeah. / Sit!

Farm birds really kind of freak me out!

All gone. So, farm birds, huh? It's my only weird thing, I swear. I would have told you. I didn't know that they'd be here.

That's not funny.

It would have been, but my parents just moved here. You should know this place is a real babe magnet.

Rachel suggests she and Joshua aren't 'crazy enough' as relationship improvement

Rachel's impulsive marriage proposal: 'What if we got married?'

Joshua's awkward rejection: 'Rachel... you're... a real... special lady'