Judy

That's what they call the subway. Oh! I thought... Dad, we got it.

Ooh, Jack. Sometimes I forget how powerful you can be. [BOTH MOAN]

My God! You must have been a teenager when you had him.

Please! I'm a single mom with a 30-year-old son.

I still don't know how. You don't know how? Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy.

Then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen.

It was Chandler. We didn't think he'd propose.

It seemed like such a simple idea. Stupid. The word is 'stupid.'

Jack? - Why serve food on such a sharp stick?

I just wish Nana were alive to hear Ross' toast.

Honestly, this isn't just some girl you picked up in a bar and humped.

If you don't, I'll talk more about humping.

One time I was about to leave Ross to go to the beauty parlor. And he got so upset he took off all his clothes, tucked his willy between his legs, and cried out, 'Mommy, I'm a girl. Take me with you.'

Somehow, over time, it got easier to be apart from you.

You mean the willy story? / They already know it.