Perd Hapley

Leslie Norp

bent an elbow at this local watering hole

And the story of this next dance is that it's called The Worm.

Yeah, the statement that this reporter has is a question. Will that be enough to lift the curse?

Leslie, for our viewers at home who might not know, are centaurs real? - No. - You absolutely sure?

When'd you get in the business? - Last year. - Fantastic.

Well, frankly, Perd, it's not that big a deal, if you know what I mean. I don't know what you mean, but it had the cadence of a joke.

There you have it, where 'it' is the thing Leslie Knope just said about this situation.

I don't know where she went the first time.

And that woman that he is with is an antiland-mine advocate. I didn't realize that you were proland-mine.

I am not here to declare a winner, but Jennifer is the winner.

@munchmeat2015 asks, 'Pawnee used 2 b safe. Some1 stole my car. What will u do 2 make Pawnee safe & can u help me find my car?'

I do have an update on your time allotment, and that update is that your time is almost gone. / I have no more time left? / Well, you had some time when I started talking, but by the time I finished, your time was up.

I want to have a baby. Will you be the sperm donor? The story of this situation is it's extremely personal.

35% said they were confused by the way the question was posed.

A shockingly unshocking press conference in which a recently unemployed woman said nothing of importance.

There is such a thing as journalistic integrity, and it is something that I have as a journalist with integrity. Well, the story of that appeal is it was heartfelt. And in response to that appeal, I respond: Okay.

Perd: 'This is a slam poem that I wrote. And I am speaking the slam poem to you right now with my mouth.'

Perd: 'My second slam poem is called "My Second Slam Poem by Perd Hapley," by Perd Hapley.'

I think there are certain questions about certain aspects of certain parts of this situation that require an evaluation about whether or not this is or is not a valid argument.

To be honest, Judge Perd is stumped by this case. I've also misplaced my judge hammer.