Rip Moira Rose

Well they're not from me, Moira. 'Sorry for your loss. She was really something.'

Ew. Who was something?

Um, well it doesn't help that Alexis just tweeted 'Goodbye to a great actress,' with a cool sunglasses emoji.

Ok, I'm wearing sunglasses because I'm in mourning, David.

so fresh, and young, and permed.

It's not even trending, which is actually kind of sad.

That's what you think is sad?

Who sends pink carnations?

Boy, it's strange, I can almost still smell her perfume.

sometimes I wear Jocelyn's robe when she's outta town.

I want you to be the godfather to my child.

Yeah... but are we?

And again you know, my thing with ghosts? But she didn't seem angry like the other ones.

The most projected nominee to have never actually been nominated.

Shh. Fear not. She hath risen!

what do we think we'd be saying right now?

Uh, she always kept things interesting. / Or uh... heaven just got its newest leading lady.

Or uh... heaven just got its newest leading lady.

We make a very good team, David. You do the talking, and I sample the merchandise.

They were Mennonites, and I would put the peanut butter square down

Nom nom for us, David. / Never say nom nom, again.

She's 42, and I know!

Stop it, David, I'm not a baby.

It's not an offer, Johnny, it's an offer you can't refuse.

No, from Casino. / Okay, fine. It wasn't Casino, Brando wasn't in Casino

Our house inspector said that our furnace could go any day. Oh, and I'm thinking of getting Joce his-and-hers cliff diving lessons for her birthday.

And the usual fried chicken on a waffle, extra skin.

Roland choking and saying he's okay

I'll give you a bite you can't refuse.

Do you wanna have a bite? I'll give you a bite you can't refuse.

Oh, I do. She is an intern.

Fun. Mm hmm. Must be very helpful for you. How's that going?

Super generic and trill.

Oh. No, people have told me that I just have like, one of those voices. Super generic and trill.

normally I don't like blue cheese in my mouth, but that was very... not bad.

Get in the car!

Get in the car! Not an imposition at all.

Impeccably dressed woman wanders out of Podunk motel. No, that's not the headline!

This is not, not how I imagined my resurrection news to break!

It would kill Sir Tony Geary.

But if you've ever had her quiche, you can definitely say that it is eggs-cellent.

Yes! Well, I mean, like technically I had more responsibility than just answering the phones but...

Yes, definitely not a War Vet. Damn these fallen arches.

The quiche is vivacious, and that is not a word I use to describe quiche often, but you know, when the time is right.

I know that David is looking for exclusivity on your products. / Ooh, she is good.

There was a charismatic leader, 40 something, very sexual, had very long hair, longer than you'd expect, but it worked.

Truth serum. Oh Stevie, yes, those stories are always successful.

Roland asked if you wanted to be godfather to the baby. Yes! He has been asking everybody to be the godparent. You're the 3rd person I've had to talk to today, so.

Roland asked if you wanted to be godfather to the baby. / Yes! / He has been asking everybody to be the godparent. You're the 3rd person I've had to talk to today, so.

Well if you like, we could um, move you up the list?

Yeah, well, let's face it, your first 2 were no walk in the park, right.

I'm just glad Ted's found someone so stable and healthy.

You're in love with him, aren't you? / Yes. Yup.

Um, you know that YouTube video of the giraffe and the kitten who are best friends? Okay, well the giraffe stepped on the kitten.

Well, of course he did.

you have years ahead of you still to collect a cartage of adoring mourners.

John, they're perishable. And excuse me, but this is the first time we've heard from most of these people. These gifts are long overdue.

'K, Kelly Ripa just tweeted, she's taking tomorrow off. Hashtag RIP Cuppy is trending.

Honestly, what kind of kitten befriends a giraffe?