Life Is A Cabaret

Oh my gosh, is this what marriage is? / Nope, this is just left over from the picnic yesterday

Hmm, you could've lied

I look like I crawled out from under a bridge

David's elaborate engagement announcement fantasy

Great to know you've barely given this any thought

Good luck, honey! / It's 'break a leg'

You expect me to bring this with me?! This frame is like, ten pounds!

'Break all your legs' - A well-intentioned, if not slightly misguided sentiment from the Elmdale Arts Council

Well, that seems like poor planning

Moira offering Alexis the publicity job while she's leaving for Galapagos

Well, again, poor planning

I'm going to support my boyfriend, and hopefully, eat, pray, love, a bit for myself

and the energy is unusually light around here

Moira Rose Enterprises, how may I direct your call?

Well, yes, my assistant is very busy

Outside of criticizing someone's style choices

There's something in the news about Oprah. She got new espadrilles

Patrick proposed, and I said yes

Alexis's overwhelming emotional reaction

It's just nerves. About the show

Kind of looks like a vampire. A little skittish when approached

if you have a taser, you may want to use it

I don't know how you're gonna feel about this, but I'm gonna need some hair samples

Patrick proposed to me yesterday, and I may have told her about it

She planned her brother-in-law's funeral for under a hundred bucks

When did this become about you?

What a unanimously disastrous day this is turning out to be!

What the fuck?!

Or is it 'Misters?'

I left my phone at home, which I realize was a really big mistake

Moira in full costume pretending she was just dressed in theme to support

I was more upset that I had to drive to Elmdale today

I also appreciate this burlesque-y get up

I also appreciate this burlesque-y get up.

You're an almost married man, now

I'd ask if you could hold us up more, but I'm not a big fan of rhetorical questions.

Oh, does your Dad not know?

you're very, very cool. And whether you set sail, or stay put, that's not going to change.

Well, you dazzled tonight, sweetheart. Thank you. / Oh, sorry, I don't know why I thought you were talking to me

I was shocked! / Shocked? / Amazed. I was amazed

Galapa-go now

it's time for Ted to... Galapa-go now.

Jocelyn, I'm the one on the chair!

Jocelyn, I'm the one on the chair!

Oh my God, just spit it out, David!

Moira: No! Nooooo!

Unless we still wanna do a toast?