Love Letters

The local Bosnians are calling it a stunning re-invigoration of the 'Crows Have Eyes' franchise. That, of course, is a loose translation.

Yes! Noon Bosnian Mountain Time, that is! Which was several hours ago, John.

I took a Bosnian upper just to keep awake. Those things are the size of a nickel, so I only took one, at least, I think I did. I may have taken a second one just to be safe, because I don't know if I took that first one, or not.

Either way, I've been up since eight am three days ago, with time changes factored in

I don't know what you kids are still doing up so late.

Ooh, frisky, John.

Oh! Bye! / Ewww! / Eww. / Ugh!

You know, best to round up to an even four days.

Before your father met me, he was not quite so selective. I hesitate to add, he even had a predilection for boom boom girls!

Okay, I would like to remind you that I don't have a therapist anymore.

No, you've said that like, three times now.

Just a few more, just to lull me to sleep. That's all.

Um, our money isn't for sale.

Yeah, I'd like you to open your cash register, and give me your money!

Our till doesn't currently have any cash in it, because my partner is at the bank getting money for the float.

A wallet full of debt.

Um, we only have cloth totes, I hope that's okay.

Do you drink red wine, or white wine? Maybe some chilled rose in the back?

Suddenly she's a sales associate.

Do you have bad skin? / Yeah, sure, just hurry it up!

God forbid he be specific.

Could you help the man with the door? His hands are full.

Could you help the man with the door? His hands are full.

Why do I feel like we did something wrong?

Tell that to me at 21, escaping the yakuza.

Also, I forgot.

Okay, I asked if I should be worried.

Like... that empty book that you gave me.

I'm just so scared of losing it.

No, but um, one time I did do a book report on David's diary, and it was very dark.

Although now that I'm standing here, it's equally possible that I didn't knock at all. I suppose we'll never know, will we?

I haven't slept in eight months. / Why's that? / Because of the baby.

I suppose we'll never know, will we?

In Bosni-wood, as the industry will soon be calling it

I would be feeling it too, if I knew... what the heck you were singing about.

I once found a bag of Roland's ex-girlfriends' bras. Burned them. Except for the ones that were my size.

It's like 50 Shades of Johnny Rose!

I can't believe you just offered him the wine.

Well, at least we know if the cops don't get him, his cholesterol will.

Mm, I remember you being pretty involved, actually.

Oh, if you're talking about my earrings the clasp broke, so I actually physically cannot take them off.

Yeah, I used to think that a lot growing up, when I'd see other kids with their families.

Well, I do have a large collection of my grandfather's hospital bracelets.

And by that I mean it fell off her wrist at a Halloween party, and I kept it.

word on the street is that you're in a little hot water with Moira, huh?

Do you know what a burnt under-wire smells like?

Although, Gwen thinks it's probably a lost cause. She's thinks you might be a sexaholic.

We're trying to save your marriage, bud! Although, Gwen thinks it's probably a lost cause. She's thinks you might be a sexaholic.

Affairs, plural? Oh.

And would we all not agree that words are weapons?!

This guy just sounds like a lucky customer, David!

I didn't even tell him about the vintage wines we have in the back.

Now, this appears to be a photo of Twyla? / Yes... I put that there. Because Twyla is an important friend. / And Twyla's mom? / Is her important friend.

I was actually only one stamp away from a free sub, so.

Well, if it makes you feel any better, that was David's wallet.

No. It was after she got thrown upwards through a skylight.

No one will ever accuse you of being vanilla again. / Who's saying that?

I know you asked for a small, but I 'swapped it' for a large.

I got Twyla's step-brother's dog tags. And a whistle.

Caw! Caw!

Okay, can somebody close her eyelids, at least?