What Price Bobby

Bobby reveals he cruises the theater district hoping to meet someone like Nora, then says 'Not only did I meet someone like you, I met you. Now you can't get any more like you than you, can you?'

I scored a point, huh? / Yeah, a partial point. / You have a nice smile. / Oh, yeah? You can tell from back there, huh? / Yeah, I'm looking at your eight-by-ten glossy taped to the seat here.

I'd do something about the mustache and the missing teeth. / Oh, someone must have drawn on the thing again. It's signed, 'As always, Louie.'

That's not pitching. / That's lying.

I hate to be a name-dropper, but once I almost picked up Mike Nichols. / So did I.

I like your laugh. / Oh, yeah? / And that's my weakest feature.

It's an experimental play about 12 people stuck in a stalled elevator. It raises an age-old question: which is the greater agony... To be stuck in an elevator or to be watching a show about being stuck in an elevator?

It will not be all right, damn it. I'll be there.

Alex called and said 'I'm never, ever, ever, never, never coming back.' / You sure he didn't say 'I'm never, ever, ever, never coming back, ha-ha?' You know how Alex likes to kid.

You sure he didn't say 'I'm never, ever, ever, never coming back, ha-ha?' You know how Alex likes to kid.

One day I caught him trying to plant a chicken.

If she can find it.

Which foot was yours? / The one on the far left. / I should have known... The one that was overacting.

No, he doesn't live here anymore. I do! Get out of here! I live here! I live here!

I saw you in your play last night, and everything you said is absolutely true... It stinks.

Well, I'm going to have to think about it.

Here are the keys to my apartment. See ya.

It is chess. / Damn! I was going to guess that.

Or your clothes or your hair or your skin.

Let's ask Alex. / Good idea.

Then we went to her apartment, we talked some business and then we went to bed.

Wheeler's sleeping with his manager!

Not only have you found a manager, you've found a... A great manager!

Maybe it was just her way of saying, 'Welcome aboard.'

I'm glad you've finally figured it out that you're not going to get there on your talent.

I threw up. During the scene on the stage.

Well, actually, I did throw up in character. I mean, it's not like I didn't use it. And there's nothing in the script that says old Brick can't throw up.

First of all, the room you're pointing to is the kitchen.

And what was the terrible thing you did?

Or bismal?

Oh, no, you don't. Because if I said come back, you'd come back in a second. / Try me. / Come back. / Okay.

But at least I have one thing left: I have my shoes. / Oh, no, you don't. Because if I said, 'Give me your shoes and I'll let you come back,' you'd give me your shoes. / Give me your shoes and I'll let you come back. / Please?

If you don't give me my shoes back I'm going to bust your lamp.

My shoes are not for sale.

Unfortunately, I ran out of money before I found out just how long.

Wheeler, cab 544!