Guess Whos Coming For Brefnish

You're my favorite. And I'm not just saying that because you've got great bagonzas.

Nice going, dough-brain. You just blew your biggest booking night in six months.

So could a good sneeze.

Sounds like a pro.

You mean he gave you an out?

Beat it, rejects. Come on, come on, get out of here. This ain't no coffee klatsch. Come on, hyah! Hyah!

Yackavay.

How long have you been in this country? / Oh, thank you.

You like to go with boss man make big, shiny new quarter?

What brought you to our country? / America.

Because no one likes the mountain people. / Why? / Because they are mountain people.

Five... one to hold the beeshees and four to raise the goat up and down.

Come, I will teach you how to speak English, so you can speak good like me.

Did you hear the one about how many mountain people it takes... / Jim! / I think she's heard it.

I'm going to show her the lights of Broadway and the Statue of Liberty and the apartment of a lonely, lonely man.

Latka told me to call them that. He said that if they ever get married, he's going to put that on their mailbox.

Latka told me to call them that. He said that if they ever get married, he's going to put that on their mailbox.

Pinching people on the rear end. / Oh. / Takes me by surprise every time he does it. / Oh? I'm starting to get used to it. / I'm starting to look forward to it.

Hey, Jim, it's a game for two guys. You know that. / Okay, I'll, uh... I'll just watch. / It makes me nervous when you watch, you know? / Okay, I'll close my eyes. / It throws my game off, like, even if you're in the same room... you know. / Okay, uh... I'll just stay here. / Fine. / Just as long as I'm included.

The usual tourist traps, I see.

I was disappointed. / Well, he thought it was going to be about mechanics.

You're saying that if she doesn't tell him she's a mountain person and he finds out she's a mountain person, he's going to be upset. Not only because she's a mountain person, but because she didn't tell him she's a mountain person. / I have my moments. / Although it does cost me. / I think I'll go home and sleep for a while.

Well, I am a mountain person! And this is for my mother! And this is for my father! This is for my grandfather! / I hope you have a small family.

It's hard... it's hard to do this when you keep moving.

There's only three reasons to leave work early. Loss of limb, excessive bleeding, and heart attack. And heart attack is a judgment call I make.

It would have been better if a pig would have walked into garage and said, 'Hello, Latka.' Then I could at least call up my family and say, 'Hello, yes, I am dating a pig.' They would not have been crazy about it, but at least, they would have welcomed it into the family, after a while, especially after we had children.

If you can think about all that and still not get off your yaktabe and go over there and give her a big make-up kiss then I wish you'd tell me right now, because I'm beginning to think that I'm going to do it.

Latka, if I left the garage every time my spokes needed greasing, I'd never get any work done.

Ha! You report me to the board of labor relations, and I'll fire you. / You fire me, and I'll report you to the union. / You report me to the union, and I'll see to it that you get a rotten cab out of this garage every night. / You give me a rotten cab out of the garage every night, and I'll report you to the hack bureau. / You report me to the hack bureau, and I'll kick you in the shin. / You kick me in the shin, and I'll kick you where you live.

Get out of here, Latka.

They have a rake which goes around and cleans up after the horses, and they need people to sit on it to make it heavy. I am the one in the middle.

I have decided that I love you and I don't care that you are mountain. I am willing to disgrace myself to be with you.

I have decided that I love you and I don't care that you are mountain. I am willing to disgrace myself to be with you.

My mother, she disowned me. My grandpa put a curse on me. My brother said he never want to see me again, and my crazy uncle Dahbi gave me his blessings.

You mountain people sure have a strange way of expressing great joy.

He sure is gorgeous. / Thank you. Thank you.

It's no good. He's always home, always getting underfoot, always in the way when you're cleaning house. / I have a housekeeper, and I spend most of my day during the week sailing. / Do you have a sister?

Do you have a sister?

Do you have a sister?

I think you are a wonderful girl, and I am proud to be the man whose life you have totally wrecked.

How does a mountain girl make love? / I don't know. / Like an angel.