Sugar Ray Nardo

Those girls are not bimbos, they're all career women.

That girl bending over to lace her boots is a brain surgeon.

that picture of your old lady give me the willies

you must admit she's no Lena Horne

'Cause God gave her beauty on the inside.

When I see that picture, I see the most beautiful woman in the world.

Sprinkle a little baby powder in your shorts.

Well, that's good for it, too, but if you really want to clear it up, just...

Every boy should know how to hop on a moving freight train.

Jim, I think she said oboe lessons, not hobo lessons.

For every hour that I practiced, I committed an atrocity.

Ballet dancing.

The neighborhood has changed.

Yeah, you and the composer.

Hey, do they get beat up as bad as you used to?

I think she has her heart set on logging or smelting pig iron.

That scene in the bar.

Here, show this to your friends. They'll love it.

That's when his trunks usually start falling down.

Gregory is a wimp.

'The Butcher' Nardo.

I'm a blithering pea brain.

I've only boxed for ten seconds. I don't need a shower.

You needed a shower when you got here.

You said the same thing about Pac-Man.

The ability of two men to put on gloves, stand toe-to-toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals.

you wouldn't be hearing me now unless you were a dog.

Well, no, actually, we were playing soccer at the time. We... not allowed to use your hands in soccer, so it cost us a penalty kick.

And, uh, well, after the game, the kids on the team took off my pants and threw them out of the bus window, but that didn't matter, no. I mean, I felt, I felt accepted.

I should have been a lawyer.

No, I do.

Your son hangs around pool halls? / No, I do.

I blame him and I blame him!

Look how good it healed.

Not a pretty picture: a 44-year-old man sitting in a room full of hair, playing an oboe.

You gotta be kidding.