Its Better To Have Loved And Lost It

Will:I know when to hold 'em / Know when to fold 'em / Know when to walk away / But don't know when to shut up

Will:Wait, even better than the day you met the Van Patten family?

Jazz:It was when I did the wild thing for the first time

Jazz:I cut out of high school to go to Soul Train. The next thing I knew, me and this honey was knocking boots...behind the Soul Train Scrabble board.

Will:You mean you cut high school in Akron, Ohio...to go to Soul Train, which tapes in L.A?

Jazz:Hey, hey. High school was boring, okay?

Will · Carlton:A key chain, Carlton. What do you think, man?

Jazz:Man, I remember my first time. It was everything a young man could dream of. And it only cost me 35 bucks.

Jazz:But, of course, things were cheaper then.

Jazz:Maybe he ain't got nothing to talk about. Lockjaw.

Will:I think he's more used to playing solitaire.

Carlton:The only problem this stallion has is keeping the names with the faces...if you know what I'm saying.

Will:Three kings and a virgin.

Will:You'll be kissing more butt than Arsenio.

Will:Carlton, please, forget about Miss Right. Go for Miss Right Now.

Carlton:She'll love everything I love. Money, Ivy League schools and America.

Will:Hey, lady, we were talking.

Will:Come on, man, baby is all that. Go on, step to her and ask her out.

Joann · Carlton:Not really. But my favorite singer is performing the national anthem. - Who's that? - Tom Jones.

Store clerk:That girl's a damn thief. She stole that magazine. Hey!

Uncle Phil:Bob, judges don't cry.

Uncle Phil:He's dead.

Will:Hey, look. I found that Chevette. The body was already in the trunk too.

Geoffrey:Stop persecuting me! I've done nothing, I tell you. Nothing.

Will:You just can't get good help these days.

Carlton:You could come live at our house. My little sister is almost 15. It's time she moved out on her own.

Carlton:Will you marry me?

Joann:Tomorrow morning.

Hilary:Fine. [calls Bel-Air Hotel room service instead of making breakfast]

Carlton:Oh, my God, that's my mom's finger. Get it off my hand.

Will · Carlton:So who put the offer on the table? - She did. And the terms were so attractive, I jumped on h...it. I jumped on it.

Carlton:I protected my investment.

Carlton:I protected my investment.

Will:Carlton lost his virginity.

Uncle Phil:That's all right, just don't take another morning off.

Will:You did a porno movie?

Narrator:...was descended from a long line of running Butlers.

Geoffrey:[Geoffrey takes taxi in the middle of marathon race]

Narrator:To his countrymen, he is the shame of a nation.

Will:Hey, G, why don't you run into the kitchen...and get me something. Or better yet, take a cab.

Uncle Phil:You're a servant. Get me some cake.

Geoffrey:Green card? What green card?

Will:You are what you eat, buddy.

Carlton:Yeah, yeah, yeah. She gave you a key chain.

Carlton:You want me to sleep with him?

Carlton:Really? Well, quelle surprise.

Will:Hey, it is great to see you two together again.

Will · Dean:Well, who is it? - It's your uncle. - My only uncle died three years ago. - Then you should take the call because it's probably really long-distance.

Will · Dean Morgan:It's your uncle. My only uncle died three years ago. Then you should take the call because it's probably really long-distance.

Will · Carlton:You have to go through this every time you come up here? No, I take the ladder.

Carlton:Of all the students in all the universities...in all the world, she had to sleep with me.

Will:That would be what, rocks?

Will:How about we go down and we discuss this on solid ground, huh? I'll buy you some rocky road, baby.

Carlton:Down the hall, third door on your right.

Carlton:I'm so stupid. I'm a stupid, dirty rock.

Carlton:Well, there's a first time for everything. Of course, you know that.

Will:That's next year's Emmy right there.