Cold Feet Hot Body

Carlton:Well, where's the law that says the B has to stand for bacon?

Will:Bread, lettuce and tomato?

Carlton:Well, we had to cut back somewhere. Last month, our outlay exceeded our revenues. But I don't expect you to understand that.

Will:[MIMICS CARLTON] But I don't expect you to understand that.

Will:Oh, that's easy. - Will Smith.

Will:[MIMICS BOGART] Of all the campus dames in all the campuses in all the world... why'd you have to walk into mine?

Will:Yeah, yeah, dude is cool. He ain't no Shaft, though, you know?

Will:You know, most women can't appreciate the subtle nuances of a fine Shaft film.

Will:WILL [THINKING]: You ain't wearing no bra.

Will:So do you like the Pointer Sisters?

Denise:Well, that explains the attraction.

Will · Denise:Potatoes. - Oh, girl. Look at you, you are just like me. Except, you know, a little softer and you smell better.

Denise · Will:What's a six-letter word that comes at the end of the rhyme: Miss me, miss me Now you gotta... - Kiss me. - I'd love to.

Will:[SCREAMS]

Will:Why are you asking me? I ain't never been never attracted to nobody in my whole life.

Ashley · Ashley:I wasn't thinking about his butt. - Hey, I am now.

Will:But every once in a while... it's kind of like the Civil War. You know, the North got everything under control... but every once in a while, it's a Southern uprising.

Will:Uncle Phil, look, I'm trying, man... but I got the feeling that the South shall rise again.

Will:Oh, wait, don't get me wrong, Uncle Phil, once I say I do, I don't.

Will · Phil:[IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Oh, come on, pudding, jeez... you pushing me all off the sidewalk. - Oh, for God's sake, Will. Would you please be my wife?

Uncle Phil:Would you please be my wife?

Phil:A mean left hook.

Will:I don't care if Toni girl goes galloping by on a white horse buck-naked, you know?

Will:She better be traveling fast, though. Snatch her little butt down off there. Yeah.

Will:Uh... It's a rare condition. Day blindness. You know, they're really sensitive.

Will:And then there's your face.

Will:Oh, yeah, I love her. Of course I do. I have to. We're engaged.

Denise:Yeah, I know, only too well.

Will:To myself. Yeah. You know, I do that sometimes. Don't you? Yeah, yeah, you do. You do.

Will:Oh, I've thought about that, but it probably won't help.

Carlton:Excuse me, but I couldn't help overhearing from where I was eavesdropping...

Will:People are talking about you too, but that don't mean they want you at their party.

Will:Hey. Hey, hey, hold up a second there, Chef-Boy-Are-You-Short.

Kevin:[MIMICS BOO-BOO] 'Yogi... I don't think the ranger's gonna like that.'

Will:Hey, you're not exactly splitting atoms either, okay?

Will:Oh, uh, it was an unexpected oral exam. Yeah.

Carlton:Miss me, miss me Now you gotta...

Will:Gorgeous, no. Man, I'm not. I got big ears and I got a big high butt, you know?

Denise:Oh, come on, Will, I don't bite. Unless, of course, you want me to.

Will:Girl, you're like a black Heather Locklear, ain't you?

Will:Nothing, you know, just suddenly got a little hot in here. Brother looking for a little shade.

Will:Baby, where's Nicky's skateboard?

Will:I'll do you. It! It! I'll do it.

Will:Hey. Hey, look, we are only four floors up. I ain't got no problem doing a Wesley Snipes out this window.

Will:Bad Denise. Bad Denise.

Will:Well, only if I missed and hit the wall.

Will · Denise:Oh. I don't believe I fell for that. - I invented that.

Will · Denise:What is that, satin? - Silk.

Will · Will · Denise:I love Lucy. - That ain't it, is it? - It's Lisa.

Denise:Keep the car.

Will · Will · Geoffrey:Wow. You know, that's deep, G. - Hey, where'd you get that? - Popeye.

Will:Like, I'm gonna listen to Geoffrey. When's the last time you seen him with a woman?