Ben

Phoebe says 'Just do it!' aggressively to baby Ben, who immediately starts crying

Ben crying stops when passed to different person, immediately resumes when passed back

Monica experiments with different positions/movements to stop Ben crying

[Baby Ben hits his head - physical comedy moment]

Monica bang! / Did he just say, 'Monica bang'? / Oh, my God! He's gonna rat me out!

Nobody's going to London. Welcome to London, governor.

Christmas Eve.

Santa has reindeers that can fly.

Was I bad? No. Oh, no, no. Hey, you weren't bad. You've been very good, Ben. Santa's mad at me.

Will you keep it at Mommy's? Okay. Then sure!

What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?

Texas? That's right, Ben. I'm Santa's representative for all the Southern states. And Mexico!

Because armadillos also wandered in the desert?

Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Santa!

No, why can't the armadillo leave? I want Santa.

My favorite part was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt.

Why is Santa kissing Aunt Monica?

Because you guys were on a break..

I found him!

Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?" / "Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?"

Oh, damn it! / Damn it! / Go back to repeating. / Damn it!

You got something on your back.