The One with the Breast Milk

Okay, these were expensive, and he's gonna grow out of them...in 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist!

Phoebe says 'Just do it!' aggressively to baby Ben, who immediately starts crying

Oh, my God! Oh! Was that too much pressure for him?

Hey, what are you guys doing? / We're just hanging out by the spoons. / Ladle?

This is the most natural, beautiful thing in the world. / Yeah, we know. But there's a baby sucking on it.

If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?

Ugh, what a bitch.

I can't. I have to take my grandmother to the vet.

It's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.

She will kill you like a dog in the street!

Monica makes dog barking sounds, panting, then mimics being shot

Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls call him 'The Hombre Man.'

You had a salad. / No wonder I don't feel full.

Um, boobs.

You bought boobs?

Bras! We bought bras! We bought bras.

It's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne.

Hi, Jew!

That was my friend Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith.

Phoebe licks her arm after heating breast milk

Phoebe, that is juice squeezed from a person.

Ross drinks breast milk after saying he won't

Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it.

That is excellent. What's with you? Who did you have lunch with?

When it started, I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother's girlfriend. And then one thing led to another and before I knew it, we were...shopping.

Wait, we only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me.

Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time.

Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?

Monica whimpers in response to Bloomingdale's question

Of course, the packaging does appeal to grownups and kids.

Yeah, it tastes kind of sweet. Sort of like, uh... Like what? Cantaloupe juice. Exactly.

You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.

Howdy. Give me a box of juice.

Show him that you're the baddest Hombre west of the lingerie!

Now, go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.

Oh, I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?

But now she's actually stealing you!

You guys, um, I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me. But, um, I love you guys too!

I'm sorry. I'm such a doofus! I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Sooner or later they all...stop lasting.

I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.

Well...you're not totally paranoid.

And God, I hate it when she's right.

What a manipulative bitch.

Ross tastes breast milk and says 'It's not bad'