The One with the Truth About London

Before we do, are any of Joey's special "romance" magazines in there?

That's Rachel. But whatever.

Ben would be there.

He's not an ex-con.

I wasn't talking to you.

Easy for you to say, you'd be wearing a veil.

I don't like the idea of me saying, "I do"... while he's thinking, "I'd do it too."

We're getting "married" married, not "6th-grade" married.

Does calling it not mean anything anymore?

And when I say legitimate, I mean gay... and in control of his saliva.

Because you guys were on a break..

Fifty-two minutes.

I'm funny, Ben, but I'm not stupid.

Everyone knows I'm an ass man.

Internet ministers can have sex, right?

Saran wrap on the toilet seat... so the pee goes everywhere.

I was barefoot.

Just got off the Internet. Man, there's a lot of porn out there.

It is a love based on giving and receiving... as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received.

Should we call the spitter?

I found him!

Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?" / "Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?"

Oh, damn it! / Damn it! / Go back to repeating. / Damn it!

Only I won't say "hooked up"... I'll say, "began their beautiful journey... by doing it."

I call that "London style."

You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms..

Enough to know I want to do this. Not so much that you should feel guilty.

Well, I have kissed over four women.

It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.

Well, I think it's safe to say our friendship is effectively ruined. / Eh, we weren't that close anyway.

For just you?

Imagine if I had sent that hooker like I was gonna?

Yeah, baby. / No, baby.

You wanted to sleep with Batman and settled for Robin.

No, Robin is so gay.

Carol... Lesbian.

Dude, don't you ever wash your face?

You want this scone? It came for me but it would rather sleep with you.

Honey, dinner's ready! / What's my little chef got for me tonight? / Your favorite. / Ho, ho, ho... fried stuff with cheese.

How you doing?

You got something on your back.