The One with the Giant Poking Device

See, that is the problem with invisible dentists. It's very unsettling to see all those metal tools just flying around.

Because every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies.

That is so weird. Every time I go to the dentist... I look down the hygienist's blouse.

First, it was my Aunt Mary. And then there was John, my mailman. And then my cowboy friend, Albino Bob.

That's why I take such good care of my teeth. It's not about oral hygiene. I floss to save lives.

Tell that to them. Oh, you can't! They're dead!

Like you don't already have everything.

But if you're my next victim... don't come back as a poltergeist who sucks me into the TV set.

Although, don't feel like you can't visit.

I was thinking about that. I think the best way would be... to not.

Wait until I go to the dentist. Maybe I'll kill him.

Ugly Naked Guy's using his new hammock. It's like a Play-Doh fat factory.

Or just look out!

[Awkward pause as Phoebe starts emotional goodbye]

What did they do? They painted over the word 'sapien,' for one thing.

Then they rearranged the figures. Let's just leave it at that.

I just asked Monica... because I know how empty her life is.

If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, 'homo' sapiens... is that why they're extinct?

Hey, I'm not judging.

[Baby Ben hits his head - physical comedy moment]

Nothing, because we're not telling him. / We're not? / No. / All right, I like that.

Oh, my God! Well, push it in! Push it in! / I cannot push it in!

The second Ross walks in... take him to your bedroom, and do whatever it is you do... that makes him go... [gesture]

A hat! Yes! We need a hat! Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat?

I'll get Rainy Day Bear! / Because he'll know what to do? / Oh, my God. You're a genius!

It's just like a bloodbath in here today!

Get her candy. Get her gum. Girls love gum. / That's a good idea. 'Dear Janice: Have a Hubba Bubba birthday.'

You know what you should do? You should get her one of those... barium enemas.

Those are dead serious. And you know she'll never get one for herself.

You can't! You can't. You can't buy her pearls. You just can't. You can't, You can't, you can't!

Bet that barium enema doesn't sound so bad now.

It makes more sense as an ensemble. Besides, it takes the focus off the hat.

Oh! You're alive! You're alive!

Monica bang! / Did he just say, 'Monica bang'? / Oh, my God! He's gonna rat me out!

Monica bang! Everybody bang! Ben bang! Rachel bang! Bang, Rachel! Bang!

Yeah. You know, if it's not a headboard, it's just not worth it.

How's my Bing-a-ling?

Maybe it's because I was just fooling around with my ex. / Oh, no. That was you!

In the park? / No. In his office. How many kisses were there?

It's the receipt. / I'll take it.

if you won't tell him about our little bonking incident. / Number one, I don't think Ben understands the concept of bribery. And number two, I... / What? / You said, 'number two.'

What did you do, take him whaling?

That's right. That's what I'd sound like if I exploded.

The curse is broken! I called everybody I know... and everyone is alive!

Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still.

My God, I killed another one! The curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big.

And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at isn't moving?

You know how we save all those chopsticks... for no reason when we get Chinese food? Well, now we got a reason.

It serves me right for buying that 12-pack of condoms.

And now I can't even return them, because she choked on the receipt!

No offense, but I've always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpy-headed child.

I watched Monica bang his head against that thing!

Oh, my God! I wrecked your baby!

I hope it's still funny when you're in hell.

The way I feel about you... it's like I finally understand... what Lionel Richie's been singing about.

I'll settle for half your heart. I'll settle for a quarter. I'll settle for a little, tiny... A ventricle.

You can't leave! I have your shoe!

Rachel has those in burgundy.

Fortunately, I have experience in that area.

What are you, 12 today?

What we're about to have here is a dead, fat guy on a stick!

He's alive! He's alive! / And yet we're still poking him.

Now he's showing us his poking device.

Hey, that's never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!