David

But I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss... at a phenomenal moment because it's you.

Now, it's just gotta be one of those things where I... sweep everything off the table. And I'm not really a sweeping sort of fella.

You know what? This is really expensive. And this was a gift.

You want me to throw you? I can hop.

Getting so good at that! It was Max's stuff.

Hi, Max. Yoko.

You belong in Minsk. You can't stay here just for me. If I go, I have to break up with you. And I can't break up with you.

Did you get a haircut? Yeah. Well, I got like 30 of them.

There's a statue in Minsk... that reminds me of you so much. I mean, um, it's actually of Lenin... but, you know, at certain angles...

That's really beautiful. What does it mean? 'Please clean my beakers.' I don't get out of the lab much.

Damn it. All right, I'll call the cab company. We can call them later. Can you just stand there for a moment?

There's an old Russian expression... Roughly translated, that means: 'This thing that I'm looking at: Wow.'

But only with me. No, that's not fair. Who cares. Leave him. I don't mean that. Yes, I do. I'm sorry.

Well, just so you know... hearing it wasn't exactly a Vladnik carnival, either.

In Minsk, it's two on each cheek... and one on the lips. Well, if that's what they do in Minsk.

But it's nice. And nice is good. And good is not bad. Ergo, we should keep kissing.

Don't point your finger at me! Why? What are you gonna do about it?

Well, if you do, come in the spring. It's just lovely there.

Well, after eight years of research, I discovered.. that it can't be done.

To people who base eight years of research on a typo in a scientific journal.

Because I'm not seeing anybody. I just totally made that up. / Really? / I don't know why, I'm sorry. I guess I just didn't want to lose face.

Mike? Who's Mike?

Why did Phoebe and Mike break up? - Because his penis was too big.

Well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding, but..

That's one-seventieth of a carat. And the clarity is quite poor.

If it stops raining.

It was a good trip.

Mike? Who's Mike?

Well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding, but...

That's one-seventieth of a carat. And the clarity is quite poor.

It's David, actually.

Well, that's fair, you've had a long trip.

Kind of steps on the toes of what I was going to say.

All right, but after this, I want to see you outside. If the rain stops.

Ha-ha.

It was a good trip.