The One in Barbados (Part 2)

Do you have anything that will get us out of them?

He's been in Minsk for eight years. If he gets too much direct sunlight...he'll die.

It's a blanket, Joe, not a cloak of invisibility.

There are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow.

That never happens.

I dig you.

Dude, it's just Days of Our Lives. There's no 'the.'

What's all your furniture pointed at?

That's the same as, 'It has something to do with wind.'

Mike? Who's Mike?

That's a blast from the past, huh?

She does?

Well, at least you took me down with you.

You just did it again. Chandler. Your feelings for Chandler are certainly gone.

Or Joey...for advice about pizza toppings or a burning sensation when you pee.

Oh, because his penis was too big.

I'm sorry. That's the kind of thing I do.

Well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding, but...

I'm pretending to read here.

You really should have been more clear about that.

Yeah. She never misses these conferences.

You could say, 'Hey, Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?'

You got yourself a very weird deal.

I wasn't gonna swim. I was gonna dig a hole.

because you are pink with barely controlled glee.

I did! A penis one!

It rains all day long and nobody watches TV, and Ross is famous.

Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed.

That's why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross.

Not Joey. No.

I was just lusting after Chandler.

That's one-seventieth of a carat. And the clarity is quite poor.

Are you leaving the Supremes?

You know? It's every girl's dream.

Don't look at me that way, Roseanne Roseannadanna.

The chocolates aren't here. Damn it!

Secret teapot.

'Nude Pictures of Anna Kournikova.'

She's never even won a major tournament.

Well, I tried Billie Jean King, but...

You know, you and Monica have the same I'm-gonna-kill-you look.

I don't think your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now.

Ooh, ooh. Any chance any of this happened in a galaxy far, far away?

I can't hear through all this damned hair!

And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in the humidity?

Aw, I hope you're happy too, honey.

Meddler! Meddler!

This vacation sucks!

And that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.

Well, in that case, should I make sure it's on real good?

Actually, I did it, Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech.

Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products.

Oh, my God, I love you.

Hey! High-five!

'Hi. Just dropped by to say your wife's gay.'

Me neither.

Not enough pills in the world, Rach.

and I'm sunburned. From, you know, the rain.

You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that.

'Uh, Phoebe, um, I would be honored if, uh, uh...' Spit it out, David!

It's David, actually.

It's the humidity!

Well, that's fair, you've had a long trip.

Kind of steps on the toes of what I was going to say.

All right, but after this, I want to see you outside. If the rain stops.

I wouldn't brag about that, big guy.

Ha-ha.

It was a good trip.

Because of our meddling! All right?

Hey! Remember when I had corneas?

She's all leathery and wrinkled. I'm so jealous!

Not to mention Coldsaurus.

You're kidding, right?

Okay, now we're just holding hands.

Hey, I better not find you naked in my hotel room.

Look, I took it too far.

You've got it going on.

And while I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying.

I punched you. And? Phoebe. And? I clunked your heads together.

I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you.

So we're just four losers. Super.

This scar? That's from Pictionary.

Oh, dear God, there's two of them.

Honey, try to focus the trash talk on him.

Weather bitch.

Well, hey!

George! Who? Curious George!

He had a paper route.

This is the first time in our marriage that I've felt like the more attractive one.

Knock that dog off her head.

I sleep with him!

You should look in the mirror before you call yourself that.

Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?

'Serve the ball, chump.' Okay, better comebacks, Mike. Better comebacks.

Well, get out!

I knew that was him!

Go! Go! Go!

Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable!

Well, this is my sickness!

Okay, we're taking that paddle home, mister.

But you suck.

It's like watching porn.

When did you stop sucking?

That's why.

You know, we, as a group, are not the coolest.