Pete

You were the chef, and I was the customer. But now we're this couple that fights.

If you don't have a good time, I'll give you 10 grand, we're even.

Come on, it's only fair. You paid for the flight.

That's about 60 cents.

Yeah. I know I'm no Jon Bon Jovi.

Yeah, stupidly charming, isn't it?

Whichever's closest.

I bought a restaurant and I'd like you to be the chef.

The short version is, l pursued her for a couple of months. Then l gave her a check for $20,000 and she was mine.

Yeah, I see him. You guys are just the worst hiders ever.

Monica? I wanna become... the Ultimate Fighting Champion.

I want you close enough to smell the blood.

No boom-boom before big fight! How about just a boom?

It would be nice after hearing 20,000 people chant, 'You suck!'

There was MOSS 2 that would only schedule appointments in January.

The day will come when children will argue over who will win a fight, me or Superman. Not that I could beat Superman, but kids are stupid.

Could you leave a note? I'm on painkillers and I might not remember this tomorrow.