The One with Ross's Thing

Hey, wouldn't it be cool if our duck and our chick had a little baby? We could call it Chuck.

Or Dick.

Was it like a sneeze, only better?

Whoa! Whoa! No. / Come on, you guys. It's no big deal. / Hey, hey, hey.

No, it's too wrinkly to be a mole.

No, it's... fancier than a pimple.

Okay, well, it's definite. Two more weeks of winter.

Well, you know, if Joey and I play with matches... we could get you up to an even 100.

Fire safety is not a joke, son.

You know, this kind of, like, you know, oat-sowing, field-playing juggler.

Does a dog's lips move when he reads?

Because when I went in there with my third nipple... he just lopped it right off, you know?

I mean, not as lucky as people who are born with two nipples.

Oh. Maybe they'll name yours after you. You know? They'd call it The Ross.

And then people would be, like, 'Oh, he's got a Ross.'

Yeah, that'd be cool.

Yeah. Maybe he just cheated on you.

We don't need a fireman. We need, like, a good mechanic.

Look, if I wanted to see a fireman, I would date one, okay?

First of all, it's on your ass.

Or, ha, ha... we could go over there and pee on them.

Well, it doesn't feel like playing anymore. It's feels like work. It's like I'm working in the field.

Oh, no, no, no. I meant Chandler.

Ladies and gentlemen, I've been practicing medicine for 23 years... and I'm stumped.

Whoa. For a rich guy, that's a pretty small TV.

The refrigerator told me to have a great day.

Yeah, I see him. You guys are just the worst hiders ever.

We love you too.

And that's Pete's mom. Ha, ha.

I mean, it'll be dry, but people will like it.

Oh, what do you know? You married a lesbian.

...just, like, a really, really, really nice body.

Sorry. I was just imagining what it'd be like to catch the money bouquet.

I'm gonna go write in my journal.

Thank you, but I wanna remove it, Pheebs. I don't wanna make it savory.

Well, for clubbing.

He'd prefer watercolors, but, you know, he has easy access to a lot of charcoal.

So... It's really just about the math.

I don't know. What's a kundus with you?

We appear to have angered it.

Got caught in my watch.

Monica? I wanna become... the Ultimate Fighting Champion.

I want you close enough to smell the blood.

My parents will be so happy.

I don't know. He just started kissing me. Get him, Vince.

And it's been really horrible, because, you know, it's been... a lot of fun for me.

You know, I can't believe I went out with somebody... who'd actually have an open flame in the middle of a wooded area.

Hello. I am Guru Saj.

Do you think you could get him to eat a bat?